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Edited by hybrid_glitch:
9/30/2014 10:11:46 PM
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[b]*DISCLAIMER* POST MAY CAUSE DISRUPTIVE LAUGHING READER BEWARE[/b]
Also you can take the "improve the plot" challenge:
1. Pick any of the two cut scenes in the game
2. Prep your area with towels, moisturizer, and something to drink (hydration is important)
3. Just as the cut scene starts, drop your pants fast enough to cause a friction burn and frantically masturbate. You must finish before the cut scene ends or you fail the challenge.
What this accomplishes is it give you the urgency and excitement missing in the game that Bungie forgot to add. this will greatly improve your gaming experience.
Good luck. I have yet to complete the challenge however I do find that hearing dinklebot say "we've woken the hive" really helps bring me to peak.
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You just won the internet xD
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Sucking on a lemon wedge at the moment of climax also enhances the experience.
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This is brilliant.
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Holy shit that was funny
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And if your "engrams" drop purple, just visit the cryptarch and he'll make them blue again. (After all, it's normal for every active Destiny player to have the blueballs ;I)
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I beat that challenge in less than a minute, except i watched all cut scenes [spoiler]you get it? The story is fckin short[/spoiler]
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There was a story? Sorry, I blinked and missed it.
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Yea kinda sad that a house fly's life span is longer than the story :\
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Bahaha
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Did I come at a wrong time?
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I didn't know you came at all.
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[quote] What this accomplishes is it give you the urgency and excitement missing in the game that Bungie forgot to add. this will greatly improve your gaming experience. [/quote] I didn't know where you were going until I got to here. We'll done sir
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Lol I'm the 69th reply
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Best post I've ever seen on #Density.
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Its in the walls!!!
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It's **on the walls!!
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It's in the balls
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Lol why am I laughing at this. [spoiler]don't take this post the wrong way I thought it was actually pretty funny. 10/10[/spoiler]
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Can i use the queen's right hand? http://destiny.gamepedia.com/Her_Right_Hand
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Would rather use something else of the queen's.
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*game over* u win
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extra challenge points if completed during cutscenes where the speaker or stranger are involved
