The Cryptarch got wind a few hours ago about Bungie's planned patch to give the appropriate items for the level of engrams. In protest the Cryptarch stripped naked and covered himself in his own feces. He then grabbed a plasma fuel soaked rag and stuck it in the Queens personal transport ships fuel supply and lit it. The whole tower became an incendiary torch which also houses the servers for the gameplay.
The Cryptarch was last seen on a speeder heading to the Cosmodrome with purple and yellow engrams in tow.
Viva la resistánce!!!
English
#Destiny
-
This just in: Cryptarch believed to be hiding in the newly empty cave that recently was the scene of hive genocide at the hands of a group of guardians. Authorities are looking in to the matter.