The Cryptarch got wind a few hours ago about Bungie's planned patch to give the appropriate items for the level of engrams. In protest the Cryptarch stripped naked and covered himself in his own feces. He then grabbed a plasma fuel soaked rag and stuck it in the Queens personal transport ships fuel supply and lit it. The whole tower became an incendiary torch which also houses the servers for the gameplay.
The Cryptarch was last seen on a speeder heading to the Cosmodrome with purple and yellow engrams in tow.
Viva la resistánce!!!
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The L.A.P.D. has been called in to help with the pursuit with their nightsticks at the ready. We suspect that since the Cryptarch is a thief they will beat him.. taze him. beat him more. and possibly shoot him if they deem him "Of Color" The Channel 8 News helicopter is following as closely as possible in order to film this horrifying event... (we hope)