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Edited by Fartmonkey:
9/28/2014 7:08:47 PM
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The Church of the Gurgle
As the one and only Gurgle God I have made a church in my honor for people to worship me. Tell me your sins and pray to me.
PRAISE THE GURGLE
Because we are a church we do all the churchy stuff sooooo if you want to do anything churchy just say it. :3
Job list:
[b]Fartmonkey[/b]: Gurgle God
[b]GurgleDisciple[/b]:Disciple
[b]GurglePriest[/b]: Priest
[b]CookieofWisdom[/b]: Ghetto Priest
[b]GurgleWorshipper[/b]: Worshipper
[b]Marty McFly[/b]: Gurgl-hova Witness
[b]WARJET[/b]: Fisherman
[b]GHOST SNIPER WARRIOR[/b]: Therapist
[b]A Coke Box[/b]: The Fapper
[b]TheKnaveOfDeath[/b]: Chandelier
[b]Zombieslikehugs[/b]: Weeping angel 0.0
[b]Meaningless word[/b]: The church creep
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3 Replies>not being a member of the Church of Achronos Plebs
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3 RepliesCould I be the music guy?
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3 RepliesDear Gurgle God.. I.. um.. sometimes when I use mouthwash I forget to pray to you despite a very specific gurgling sub-routine. FORGIVE ME
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1 ReplyPut me the list man. I'm the candles
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12 RepliesCan I start a branch protesting you Gurlgeness and call it Gurglantism?
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4 RepliesCan I be the pedophile priest?
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3 RepliesCan I be be an ugly, and annoying, gurgling-gargoyle? [spoiler]That sometimes spits phlegm at church-goers. [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesThis Church is Churchier than the churchy church of churching churches church
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2 RepliesPlz let me be a Cardinal or The Church Creep.
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6 RepliesCan I join your almighty church, dear gurgle god?
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1 Reply[gurgling intensifies] \'[T]/
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5 RepliesCan i be the statue? *gurgles*
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4 RepliesCan I be the Chandelier?
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1 ReplyCan I be the fapper?
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8 RepliesCan I be the therapist?
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7 RepliesCan I be a priest in a gurgle church?
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1 Reply*Lights a bag of dog shit on fire* *looks up* Sorry, i like the smell.
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4 RepliesSwarm of Nuder will Devore all in our quest of conquest
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2 RepliesCan I be the fisherman?
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1 ReplyMay I br a Gurgl-hova Witness?
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4 Replies^Gurgles*
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1 ReplyDo not take the gurg in vain.
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4 RepliesEdited by xRADIOACT1V3x: 9/28/2014 3:19:59 PMI'd like to confess... One day I came to school sick because if I don't come to school Id miss work and get in trouble. My teacher gave me purel as a xmas gift. So I put a jumpscare in the site we were making How many gurgles are needed?
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1 ReplyToo smelly for me...
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3 Replies*Starts fapping in church*
