Guardian Interviews. Ghost: Ok, if I was a dead person destined to kill the darkness where would I be? (Ghost flys around scanning random things) Ghost: Aha! Found him! I'm going to make all of the other ghost regret they ever picked on me. [i]Mumbles to him/herself: "Don't have a guardian yet?" "Is your light not bright enough?" "Going to go revive another Hive Thrall?"[/i] It was one time! Resurrected human: Huh? Where am I? Ghost: Oh! Sorry I was somewhere else for a second. Just relax Guardian, you've been dead for a long time. Human: And I still woke up with a hangover? Ghost: Uh? Come on, let's get out of here before the fallen show up! Human: Right! Back to the bar! (Human stumbles off leaving a confused ghost) Ghost: Hey wait! Look out for that....! (Human gets run over by fallen) Ghost: [i]Deep sigh[/i] [b]Take 2[/b] Ghost: Ok this one is it for sure! Resurrected Exo: Beep! Boop! Beep! Ghost: Relax Guardian, you have been dead for a long time. Exo: Ghosh darn it Phil! You forgot to plug yourself in again! Ghost: ...Let's get out of here before... Exo: How are you ever going to find the optimal component to be your counter part!? Ghost: [i]Raises eyebrow (If a ghost had eyebrows)[/i] [b]Take 3[/b] Ghost: Ok this one HAS to be the one! Resurrected Awoken: AAAAHHHH! Ghost: Whoah! Screaming? Why are you screaming? Awoken: I'm just so angry! Ghost: Good! Let's go.... Awoken: I just can't believe she broke up with me! Ghost: ... Awoken: I would have slain hordes of enemies for her! [i](starts to cry)[/i] Ghost: Perfect! Let's do just that! Awoken: Do what? Ghost: Slay hordes of enemies! It's as easy as cave farming! Awoken: Oh, I don't fight. I'm a pacifist. Ghost: ........ [i](Little ghost tears)[/i] Lol this is just an idea I had when I read this. I'd be happy to help or even just bounce ideas off of.