I call for the sword to be returned, this is a grievous offence to the Hive peoples.
It is all fun and games when a Fireteam pretends to invaded the Fallen caverns to play at sword fighting with one another in the spirit of competition and fairness and is an unspoken rule that the sword be returned to its rightful owners at the end of the bouts.
In the stealing of this fine weapon that nefarious guardian surely has put a dampener on Guardian/Hive relations and those of mixed parentage must surely be experiencing difficult internal conflicts as domestic disputes are on the rise.
New Monarchy Officer Sgt Morreau had this to say:
"In the week since the theft we have been on high alert as domestic disputes amongst the Hive/ Guardian couples have reached a fevered peak. In several instances Hive housewives have taken rolling pins and severely damaged their husbands legendary weapons....."
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Good one