So weird, I was looting the loot cave and found this letter attached to an engram...
[quote]Guardians,
We give up! We offer our unconditional surrender. There have been dozens of you outside the entrance of our hideout for over a week now. We can't sleep, eat, or even move. Every time we send a scout to see if there is a chance for escape, 45 rockets, 100 sniper rounds, and countless grenades and bullets come screaming towards us. We are out of food and water and many of us are in need of medical support. We though giving you all of our engrams, weapons, and armor would get you off our back but you just keep coming back! We're out of everything in here, there is nothing left! We gave our last purple engram and still, no cease in your persistent onslaught. Please give us a chance to surrender, we will go quietly.
-The Hive in the Cave[/quote]
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#Destiny
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To The Hive in the Cave: Never before have I heard such nonsense. Why, just last week, Private Johnson and I overheard a pair of wizards discussing the one's kids birthday. He had hired a set of jugglers who specialized in juggling purple engrams. I know for a fact that to hire just one of them is six thousand glimmer. And for one kid's birthday? Come on now, there's no need to hide the truth. You think the occasional engram or handful of ammo is enough for the needy? Some of us can barely afford to visit all of you in the Cave. Maybe some of us are just fed up with your bullshit. Next time consider all the facts before you just assume we're all special ed. -Enraged Guardian