[b]IN OTHER NEWS:[/b] Two local Vanguard Tower League [b](VTLS)[/b] soccer teams faced off today in the Tower Garden, the [b]"Snakeline Gauntlet"[/b] played the [b]"Shingen Warlocks"[/b] in a battle of epic proportions. The two teams continuously changed leads throughout the 1st half. We caught Shingen player Xattus Maxr at the half. Reporter Carte Blanche is on the scene.
BLANCHE: "Xattus, what can you tell us about how your team has been performing this season?"
MAXR: "Well we've been playing pretty well as a team, we're still adapting to the surge of new players to the league but we'll do what we can to help new players hone their skills and represent the league with pride. I don't think that we should have much trouble with them. It is still very early in the season so I'm interested to see how things will turn out."
BLANCHE: "Thank you for speaking to us Maxr! We'll be rooting from the sidelines!"
AT THE HALF, a streaker ran onto the field screaming, [b]"EXO'S HAVE FEELINGS TOO!!!", and holding a sign that read #exojustice[/b] officials tried to apprehend the hunter but they could not as he appeared to teleport around the fielding the blink of an eye. The streaker vanished into the Tower tunnels as officials pursued him.
The League has announced that it will [b]postpone [/b]future games until further notice due to an engagement breaking out on the field during the start of the second half which quickly spread to the grandstands. The game had become so intense that players became aggravated and started to fire upon each other, gunfire and light formed abilities were exchanged and fans began to join in, randomly firing at the nearest moving target. The Tower Riot Squad was brought into disperse the brawl but merely succeeded in accelerating the fight.
[b]Meanwhile[/b], a local Hunter danced in the middle of the field with several others during the fight. He dodged gunfire with a pre-golden age dance move he described as the [b]"moonwalk."[/b]
The players who conceived the fight have been [b]suspended[/b] until further notice.
We will continue to update you on the story as new details come in.
I'm [b]Carte Blanche[/b], this has been a [b]Weekly Guardian News[/b] Segment Update from the [b]New Monarchy News holocast.[/b]
#newmonarchynews #exojustice
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Pedant Editor: Soccer, as you call it, is played in halves, not quarters. Shall I also explain the offside rule?
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Sorry my friend I stopped playing soccer after I injured my ankle, I played for years but I suppose I've gotten used to the rules of lacrosse now. Thank you for correcting me though!
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The Pedant Editor sweeps the Universe looking for the tiniest transgressions, and making an asshat out of himself. You are welcome for the zero contribution made to your great post.
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This was a great post
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As soon as I saw soccer I quit reading
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fair enough lol
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I prefer lacrosse but there's a soccer ball in the tower that everyone can kick around so I just built off of that haha