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The Desticles who have invaded are being pushed back by our brave ground troops. Their unofficial leader [i]"Deej The Fagbag"[/i] has not yet spoke on the incident as of now. Remember to pray for the Floodians that will participate in our greatest hour. [b]END.[/b]
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Nice try elegiac