In your opinion guardians, what weapon/armor/class item has the best or funny or cool description. Or does it reveal some lore you love?
For me, my favorite description so far that I've seen is my Legendary Ghost Angel Cloak.
"We are an army of the chosen dead."
How about you guys?
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Just found this, pretty dam funny
Crackerjack.beta: "Not liable for damage or disability caused by prototype performance."
Edit 2: it seems like The Comedian is a top favorite.
Edit 3: never thought this thread would be this popular
Edit 4: It's year two now. This thread is year old as of this month :~:
Edit 5: It's year 3 and this topic is now almost 2 years old
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The black wax idol and, by extension, that wax sealed artifact thing. I affectionately call the idols "poop dolls".
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Edited by LiL Ray: 10/16/2015 1:06:04 AMOne of my favorites is the good ol' Icebreaker: "Please replace these components if use causes fatal damage: HEAT SINK. MAGAZINE. OPERATOR"
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Anything involving Wei Ning.
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"Hit? I never get hit. I just body-checked the missile." Or something like that on one of the old Titan Vanguard chest pieces
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The squid cloack "Are you squiding me?"
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LDR 5001 (Long distance relationship 5000cm is the distance of a typical restraining order) [i]Ballistic Heartbreak[/i] - you can kill your ex without violating the restraining order...
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" Nobody has ever died wearing me. > Its true. She leaves the unworthy before they fall. " - Lucky Raspberry, Exotic Hunter Chestplate
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"This helmets speakers are adjustable. Your battle cries will break your enemies ears."
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Some warlock bond(sounds really close to another but its different) Hunters wont follow us warlocks. Until we tell them were from a time where they're all dead. What use is flesh when one can wield the power of the stars, oh bearer mine. The vannilla -how warlock amahkara armor had some pretty intriguing descriptions
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Steel Oracle Z-11 "I forsee Fire. fire and Screams" "You would mate, you're a rocket launcher"
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The gun is called [u]Quagmire AR1[/u] Soggy conditions. Low visibility. Accuracy? Perfect. [spoiler]GIGGITYGIGGITYGOO[/spoiler]
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Kellhunter's Hood is probably my favourite "Here's my plan to be kell. Fallen seem to respect violence and big capes. I'm really violent, and I found this Cape"
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My favorite is Eyasluna (literally means "baby hawkmoon") "One day, young hawk, thou shalt sail beneath the silvered moon"
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"Get behind me." -Original vanguard Titan chest plate.
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Best 2 I know Naraka SR5- There will always be new hells to conquer. Heaven can wait- There is still work for those of us in hell.
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All my victims cloak: "Made from the torn cloaks of other hunters, other, lesser hunter."
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The armor on my warlock has some good lore to them.
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Truth is gold and nowhere to be found~
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TLW the lore is so good
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Monte Carlo is sexy from the sound to the design to the description
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Everything that involves Wei Ning.
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The one about hunters learning blink from warlocks. Don't remember what it was exactly. I remember it from a while ago
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So many memories in one post.
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Mark of contention Titan mark "The mighty Thalor was invincible in crucible - until Dregon Yor and his thorn" I thought this was funny because crucible is only ever thorn and I guess bungie knows too
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REPENT! REPENT!