In your opinion guardians, what weapon/armor/class item has the best or funny or cool description. Or does it reveal some lore you love?
For me, my favorite description so far that I've seen is my Legendary Ghost Angel Cloak.
"We are an army of the chosen dead."
How about you guys?
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Just found this, pretty dam funny
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Edit 2: it seems like The Comedian is a top favorite.
Edit 3: never thought this thread would be this popular
Edit 4: It's year two now. This thread is year old as of this month :~:
Edit 5: It's year 3 and this topic is now almost 2 years old
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Ya im kinda a big deal one mars
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Hunter cloak "Highest Squidder," with the description of, "you've got to be squidding me." All the octopus cloaks are gold.
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"Of which world? All of them."-Kings' Cloak
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Inhaled 8 times lethal dose. Smelled like a spring picnic. Good respirator. -A dark below vanguard Hunter helmet
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I forget which it for titans was but it was along the lines "we took the objective and the next one. Then the next one, and the next...what do you mean we are supposed to stop taking things?"
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Edited by 7adzius: 10/10/2015 8:07:01 AM[quote]Nobody should burry their own child[/quote] [spoiler]theres a whole set of blue titan armor like this[/spoiler]
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OOOOOOHH YEEEEEAAAAHH!
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OOOOOOHH YEEEEEAAAAHH!
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If its worth shooting once its worth shooting... how many times was that?
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Once, we had peace This isn't a story about peace Then there was darkness, destruction, despair This isn't a story about those things either This story comes much later It's a story about what happened here, after, and what came next.
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Vanguard policy urges guardians to destroy this weapon on sight (Red Death)
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"Glory in the crucible- that is the truest immortality a guardian can obtain" -Thalor "The light shines brightest in those it consumes"
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"She was opened up on by a cabal Collosus, when the most terrible noise was heard. She was laughing." Titan Chest. I forgot the exact quote. Or "He stared into the darkness, and it flinched." Titan helmet.
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What were you thinking
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"We we're fools to trust this god-machine, this bringer of death and darkness"
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The Fallen auto rifle "Does Not Bow". "A Kell cut off his arms. He built himself new ones. Then he killed the Kell with them."
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"PUJARI-WEI RATIO: colloquial. Amount of time Warlocks spend planning battles versus time Titans spend winning them." The Spearhead Helmet.
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Edited by Postmaster Retrieval Bot: 8/14/2015 5:31:04 PMERROR: Cannot connect with target_SKULL. Please locate target_SKULL and make contact. -DURGA-GNT Type 0 (gauntlets) If human extinction seems imminent, try to relax. You're just giving Cephalopods a shot. -octopus cloak
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"History's lords have ever painted the future in tones of fire and shadow." - Mark of the Circle.
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Lucky Raspberry: > No one has ever died wearing me. # It's true, she leaves the unworthy before they fall. Lead Scout's Cloak: "To clear mines: step on mine. Wait for ghost revival. Step on mine 2. Wait for ghost revival. Step on-" My personal favorites because they were my first exotics. Ruin Wings: In the garden grows a tree of silver wings. The leaves are ruin, the bark disaster. Of the seeds we do not speak. Gjallarhorn: "If there is beauty in destruction, why not also in its delivery" -Feizel Crux
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"Hunters, you learned to blink from us." Biggest F you put there xD
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"What if we were in someplace good, and the ghost took us away" Year two warlock armor
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"It's seen things you wouldn't believe. Killed most of them, too..."
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I forgot what titan armor piece this was but the quote went something like this... The Cabal Centurion opened fire on her at point blank, and then I heard the most terrifying noise. She was laughing.
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The black wax idol and, by extension, that wax sealed artifact thing. I affectionately call the idols "poop dolls".