In your opinion guardians, what weapon/armor/class item has the best or funny or cool description. Or does it reveal some lore you love?
For me, my favorite description so far that I've seen is my Legendary Ghost Angel Cloak.
"We are an army of the chosen dead."
How about you guys?
Edit:
Just found this, pretty dam funny
Crackerjack.beta: "Not liable for damage or disability caused by prototype performance."
Edit 2: it seems like The Comedian is a top favorite.
Edit 3: never thought this thread would be this popular
Edit 4: It's year two now. This thread is year old as of this month :~:
Edit 5: It's year 3 and this topic is now almost 2 years old
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Nothing Manacles: "The equation balances thus: you are diminished and I am exalted. You are broken while I am made strong"
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"Praise Me" -The Ram
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Edited by I Need That Head: 11/3/2015 1:31:38 AMJade Rabbit MIDA Brycronic Hero
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[b]Dragon's Breath[/b] [i]Burn the world. Burn it all.[/i] [b]Bad Juju[/b] [i]"If you believe your weapon wants to end all existence, then so it will" -Toland, the Shattered[/i] [b]Found Verdict[/b] [i]Witness.[/i]
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The Stag "Oh, deer goodness!"
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TFWPKY 1969 (The Fall Will Probably Kill You) "...and if it doesn't, the bullet will..."
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Cloak of the Unborn "Child asked me if i was a clock. I told her yes, yes; I was keeping time until the world would be safe for her."
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Eidolon Ally has the best in my opinion "We thought it was inanimate but it has grown...changed. Ghost refuses to analyze it further but I secretly believe it has become my friend."
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" The wound is not deep, but you know it exists. And that is enough " - Khepri's Sting, Exotic Hunter Gauntlets
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Your not paranoid if there really is a monolithic embodiment of pure evil out to get you
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What? Why...
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Secret Handshake- "Redacted" Hawkmoon- "Stalk thy prey and let loose thy talons upon the darkness"
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Edited by Astrachalasia: 11/22/2015 7:13:57 PMI like this one: "Someday, the Last City will be known as the First City." But my all time favorite is from a year one blue Hunter cloak: "Child asked me if I was a clock. I said yes; yes, I was keeping time until the world would be safe for her." Edit: Apparently, the first one is from the Twilight Garrison.
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"Witness?"
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"Little girl asked me if I was a clock. I said yes, yes I was keeping time for her until the world was safe again." Something along those lines. Another one "The child asked if I was blue because I was cold, then proceeded to call my cloak a blanket." Or something along those lines. Or possibly "Child came in asking for blankets for the awokwn, said they were cold." All of these are probably off by a few words, but I'm going off of memory here. Another cool one would be "When a hunter picks up a comrades cloak, know this: that is a vow."
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[i]"if you believe your weapon wants to end all existence, then so it will" -Toalnd, the Shattered[/i]
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"Can your cloak split quarks?"
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Oh, deer goodness!
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"Found in a null-g hangar, drifting alongside fourteen limbless and decapitated Fallen corpses." The original MVP, my very first legendary, from the vanguard in vanilla Destiny, SUUUUUUUPER POX VLOOOOOOOO
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Old Red Death Description, "Vanguard Policy urges Guardians to destroy this Weapon on sight, it's a Guardian killer."
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I always liked icebreaker but am too lazy to type it out
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Any mask
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"Threat assessment calculates your odds of survival at 3,721:1...unless you pull this trigger." [spoiler]Bonus: This is very likely to be a reference to Star Wars, [url=http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0080684/quotes]where C-3PO tells Han the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field.[/url][/spoiler] "Built so light, it sometimes feels like it's not even there." "Unfriendly is really too harsh. He's just a bit shy." "The engine of devastation slumbers within - waiting for a worthy finger on the trigger." Kudos if you know all of these without looking them up.
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[i]~Release the storm. Hold nothing back.~[/i] -Tlaloc
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I've kept this gun for a long time just bcs of its description. Echo 33 pulse rifle "Negative, we will hold until overrun. Echo 3-3, signing off"