So, this is the baby. After 9 long months, she's out. Her name is Isabeau Eleanor Walker. She likes to growl at people and stick her tongue on things. She weighed around 7lbs and is around 19" long. She came around 11:30am this morning. What's brutal is that I was only in labor for like two hours and had to go all natural because the anesthesiologist never arrived. I'm a -blam!-ing pro at this baby shit. Here are more pictures if you're all so inclined to look at them: http://imgur.com/gallery/5LoBy
Hooray!
EDIT: You guys have been asking some questions. Let me clarify. The baby is going out for adoption so no, I'm not going to be on diaper duty. It will be an open adoption as well so I'll still be in her life. The adopting couple are very nice and they've been good to me. I can't think of anyone more deserving. The father has not been present for the last parts of the pregnancy. We had a bit of a falling out and separated. He has been invited to come see her, but has not shown up yet. He's a bit scared and nervous. You can't blame him, this shit is cray.
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Edited by Ingloriouswho98: 9/18/2014 4:59:42 PMI-I-I-I- [spoiler]I have that towel [/spoiler] [spoiler]<3[/spoiler]
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Edited by Slurpy Derperior: 9/19/2014 1:30:14 AMCon-*stutters*grats! [spoiler]*pukes in mouth* Humans... *faints*[/spoiler]
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Dis... Dis coot
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Seriously though, congrats.
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Edited by Ktan_Dantaktee: 9/18/2014 2:43:19 PMCan't wait to see her grow up into the beautiful Combat Form she is meant to be. Question: Do you still want to put her up for adoption, or have you changed your mind?
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Delicious
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Awesome, great work ott!
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Congratulations!
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I spy a beautiful baby, congratulations! And surprisingly you look to be in pretty good condition too considering you just went through labor prior to those pictures, I guess it's easier for some people than it is for others. But anyway, I wish the best for you both. :)
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Congratulations!! [spoiler]it's small so it's related[/spoiler]
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We shall celebrate!
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Congratulations, many blessings to you and your child.
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Jeez two hours? You got the baby out quick in relative terms of other baby stories I hear. And I cannot image doing that without anesthetics.
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Inb4Verbatim
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Congratulations!
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She's gorgeous, congrats to you! Over.
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Looks likes a potatoe... [spoiler]Enjoy your newborn![/spoiler]
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Kill it
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It has your phenotypical attributes.
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To continue from earlier, you have grown out your hair a lot since the last time I saw it, it looks good. Congratulations on the baby too, it's adorable
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"I'm a -blam!-ing pro at this baby shit." ;) srs tho, yay for you! 😁
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I hope you know those piercings look stupid
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Congratulations bruh, now...^^^
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Congratulations.
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Yeah, whatever you say Rose... ITT : ppl thinking atthild is otthild -blam!-ing peasants. [spoiler]congrats ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]