So, this is the baby. After 9 long months, she's out. Her name is Isabeau Eleanor Walker. She likes to growl at people and stick her tongue on things. She weighed around 7lbs and is around 19" long. She came around 11:30am this morning. What's brutal is that I was only in labor for like two hours and had to go all natural because the anesthesiologist never arrived. I'm a -blam!-ing pro at this baby shit. Here are more pictures if you're all so inclined to look at them: http://imgur.com/gallery/5LoBy
Hooray!
EDIT: You guys have been asking some questions. Let me clarify. The baby is going out for adoption so no, I'm not going to be on diaper duty. It will be an open adoption as well so I'll still be in her life. The adopting couple are very nice and they've been good to me. I can't think of anyone more deserving. The father has not been present for the last parts of the pregnancy. We had a bit of a falling out and separated. He has been invited to come see her, but has not shown up yet. He's a bit scared and nervous. You can't blame him, this shit is cray.
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Edited by bastage: 9/18/2014 11:36:28 AMaww c: [spoiler]her cheeks r so chubby :3[/spoiler] [spoiler]before i opened up the thread i was thinking it'd be that troll thread you said you were making. u suprised me :3[/spoiler]
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Nice job Oth!
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Congratulations!! Welcome to this brave new world :)
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Her face in the second to last picture made me laugh. Congrats.
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Su cute, now all I have to do is wait 4 u 2 die so I can raise them as my robin
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Congrats :D
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Cool.
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Well done! She's freaking adorable! Also, I know the circumstances are a bit...uh...complicated, but you should be exceedingly proud of yourself for spawning such a cutie! Also, props to you for making choice and sticking to it. I know it's not easy, but don't ever let anyone depreciate the value of what you're doing for your baby!
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Welcome, Isabeau. Glad you and mom are healthy. Participating in the miracle of life is kind of a big thing, so tell you what: Give yourself the rest of the day off.
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Edited by joibasta: 9/18/2014 10:19:44 AM*clicks on link, scrolls to the right, sees gif saying dis gon b gud, dies laughing*
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I don't like babies..
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Nice baby. I'm thinking of picking up one of the black ones later this week but idk yet. [spoiler]inb4charlieincident[/spoiler]
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Edited by DarkestSeptagon: 9/18/2014 10:04:10 AM[quote] I was only in labor for like two hours and had to go all natural because the anesthesiologist never arrived. [/quote] So no epidural?Damn, I'm glad it was only two hours. Congrats tho on your baby, I hope I'm lucky enough to have a lovely daughter. [spoiler]Still wish the middle name was Sky[/spoiler] Also how would you describe the pain?
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There is piece of shit in this thread.
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She's beautiful
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Congratulations with your little potato! :D glad it all went well!
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Dear OP, Fück you. Sincerely, Malice
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Lovely, now train her to be an assassin.
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Dem cheeks though
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Finally! Bet you're looking forward to getting dick again, huh ;)
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Edited by Failure4Life: 9/18/2014 8:39:28 AMNow you just need to plant it and you'll be able to eat starches for days.
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I logged on for the first time after I decided to boycott new.new to congratulate you on the chubby baby. Probably could have sent it in the in the thing before but meh. BABY!!
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Edited by Sqwithy: 9/18/2014 9:02:35 AMCongratulations, I'd post a gif but the app refuses to cooperate. Edit: Close enough.
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On the one hand I hate babies and small children, and I want to ruin your time of joy with a facetious reminder of the stress the next twenty or so years of your life will bring. But on the other, if I allow myself to feel joy for another human being, I may grow as a person and eventually leave behind my shell of misanthropy and cynicism which I use to cover up my abundant insecurities about my character flaws and how others perceive me and learn to become a half-decent human being that doesn't prey on the difficulties of people happier than I to achieve short-lived satisfaction. I hope you enjoy working two jobs to pay for the incoming increase in expenditures and watching yourself lose your spritely youth as your daughter grows into a beautiful, clever,and charming young woman that makes every man around her dependent on her approval and mortally afraid of her rejection.
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Awwww, that's so cute :3 Congrats. *sips tea*
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That's so awesome