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I was gonna ask her out anyway, the flood is just a good place to vent. This applies to this kind of stuff as much as "this @#$% did this to piss me the @#$% off!"
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You gave the impression of pussy footing, which is a major mistake when you have a desire of any sort.
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I was just in the mood for useless advice. As expected, most of it was more useless than your mother on a deserted island. Although, some was actually helpful, most of that came from (claimed to be) females. I was bored, and decided to make a thread explaining a problem that half the flood wishes they had.
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Well if ur gona bring me mum into it (because your apparently not above that) I hope you get aids. Also very humble way to brag (sarcasm) but if you get hit with a little bit of reality then you'd know it's not that big of a deal, so go back to your school boy antics because apparently your the only one who has ever talked to girl.
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> getting butthurt over a joke
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Well have you ever stopped to think what my situation may be at the moment? Or do you just assume that everybody with internet access has a mom, a dad and a brother. Also offending similes make for terrible jokes and are often not even recognized as jokes. EX: Your as stupid as a rock. See it's not very funny and it's not even a joke really.
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You sound like my mother. I got bored with your speech and decided to listen to GNR instead.