If any of you are like me, you are extremely impressed by the polish of Destiny, the amount of things to keep us occupied, the beautiful world, the snappy and responsive PVP, the challenging heroic strikes, and the extremely well-done raid. However, there is something that Bungie needs to fix, and fix NOW.
I was in the Tower last night, doing the only social thing that is even remotely possible other than spamming the same 4 emotes, running around pointing at random people doing my awkward grind dance, and occasionally getting someone to RP with me and sit to watch my smooth moves... that's right: Playing Soccer.
For those of you who have not discovered this yet, there is a [b]SOCCER BALL IN THE TOWER[/b]. It has real physics and you can kick it around with other players. However, Bungie has had a gigantic failure with [b]allowing it to get stuck behind basically anything[/b], vendors, random bookcases on the wall... I feel like a dog who lost their toy under the couch when this happens, and I have already ragequit and destroyed two ps4's out of anger. The last one I threw off of my balcony, and somehow it survived, but it is sitting on my desk with the entire back corner of the case chunked off. My blood pressure is higher, I'm not sleeping right, I've started drinking heavily. This needs to be fixed, and FIXED NOW. How can a company capable of a game of this magnitude and all of its glorious features listed above and more, be SO IRRESPONSIBLE with their coding of this absolutely essential feature. I would like to start a petition for bungie to [b]#SAVETHETOWERSOCCERBALL[/b] and [b]salvage what is left of this game[/b] before users leave in droves and the game goes f2p in 3 months.
This emotional torture needs to end! [b]Share your stories of grim suffering and torture of losing your soccer ball! [/b]
Please respond here with your thoughts... let's tell Bungie what we as their paying users NEED!!! [b]UNITE FOR THE SOCCER BALL!!![/b]
EDIT 1: This thread has blown up recently, and obviously deserves this type of attention. [b]I implore those who have the power at Bungie to GIVE US AN OFFICIAL RESPONSE TO THIS POST[/b] OR THERE WILL BE RIOTING IN THE TOWER!!!!!!!
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I'm hoping behind one of them giant locked/closed doors is a huge field with goals and everything! An area that has vendors with spirits and food for guardians wanting to watch. Locker rooms for those guardians preparing for a match to put on their shin guards and prepare their strategy for ultimate purpball or soccer. What would be nice is to challenge the best of our enemy athletes as well. Have some fallen come in to match up against. When we win we just throw them off the edge of the tower. Make it happen Bungie! #savethesoccerball #allhailpurpleball #makefieldsnowbungie
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Nice alpha picture -_-
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Purple ball is love...
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I like kicking the ball off the edge when people are using it. The tower is not place for childs play
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Purple ball is the real ball. All others are sacrilege. It has the best anti gravity physics and is far larger than the others.
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I was playing soccer with my fireteam, then a lvl 8 kicked the ball behind some boxes and danced... I felt so bullied...
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F the soccer ball, f the dodge ball, I want griffball!
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Edited by LoneAssassin54: 9/19/2014 3:44:43 AM
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I just ... What?
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WE....NEED ..... [b]DODGEBALL!!!!!!![/b]
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Voice chat in the Tower would prevent that ball from getting stuck on objects.
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Problem is, where are the goalposts?? I want a soccer ball kick score!
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i always like to get it from ppl and kick it off the edge its so funny that and the big purple ball
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This is amazing. With all the negative journalism going on about this game, it's just plain idiotic to assume everyone feels the same way, especially when the forums are full of joke threads. Damn near every forum of every game I've read over is nothing but complaints but this one. I could get used to this.
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Wait! Where is the soccer ball? I've only been playing with the purple ball. XD
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You're wrong. It is a football not soccer.
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First, stop playing Destiny and be treated for anger management issues. Second, find a sponsor for AA program and get sober. Complete those two and only then think about going back to Destiny.
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the purple ball alwayse spawns at the cryptarch
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The games 6.5 to a 7 out of 10. Its addictive. But honestly I have yet to figure out what destiny is. You can see the potential in this game that's what makes it tragic. Identity crisis.
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0/10 SOCCER BALL BROKEN SUE BUNGIE
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Nah man. It's flaw is... [spoiler]NO BEARDS!! Wtf..?! Lawl[/spoiler]
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#LearnToKick
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The purple ball is infinitely better
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Football*
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Edited by Neph: 9/17/2014 6:42:48 PMPurple Ball > Football We need to get a safety net for them both though.
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#Purpleballforthewin