I heard you biatch_es have been crying over my methods?
Do you think you can do a better job?
- Try being paid 12 miserable light orbs per hour. I have an old wife 5 kids and 3 robo-dogs at home.
- I commute to work for 2 light years on a sub-standard "work" spaceship falling apart.
- I have Repetitive Stress Syndrome in both hands from opening your dam_mned "ana-lgrams".
- It gets Pluto cold out there standing 24hrs a day waiting for you insolent petulant kids. Yeah, I would like to see you out there at 3.00 am standing by yourself (good forbid we talk to any other vendor), we get penalized 3 light orbs from fraternizing with other employees!
- I studied Space Magic at Venus Space Station (Technical Course). What do you expect on my pay ?
ok biatch...es bring it on
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THAT FEEL EVERYONE!!
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10 Legend= 10 Blue items. I want to kill that cryptarc. :(
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"Yo dawg, I heard you got a legendary engram! So here's a leaf blower and a pair of old boots with missing soles!"
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I know you're taking them and giving them to xur and splitting the profits. It's perfect, you steal or legendarys and give us a strange coin, then you sell them to xur and get 6 strange coins back.
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This really should be better. If it is totally just random then again that is stupid and lazy. A rare should decode to a rare of the players character or slightly above. A legendary should decode into a legendary the same way even if it is only a legendary towel. Simply work on the drops to get them right then work on the decryption to make it the same. Easy peasy.
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Next time you decide to give me a stupid towel, just keep it for your 5 little brats who need it for cloths. I almost died on Venus while on a mission and you gave me a towel! A TOWEL! Haha, you suck.
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Best post ever! I didn't know you had it so bad, I will rage quit no more.
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This made me laugh, and today has been rough. Thanks dude :)
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you are not fooling us, we know you are taking our exotics, giving us a rare, strange coin or a mote of light in its place. just so you can put on a black robe and sell it all back to us on your weekends. you probably drink our tears in your mansion too.
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12 light orbs per hour, haha peasant.
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You watch a lot of Discovery, don't you? We're like: Yo man I got this awesome Legendary engram, how about a Legendary piece of gear?... And then you're all: Yeah, I don't know, let me call a friend who is an expert on Legendary engrams... Yeah, best I can do is a blue rarity Hunter Helmet. And we go: But I'm a Titan! And you go: Hey, I already decrypted it, no refunds.
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Edited by luckyguess: 9/18/2014 7:26:37 PMYou refer to them as "analgrams"? Well, that explains why everytime I bring one to you, it seems like you're pulling the results out of your ass...
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damn 2 light years is almost 11 trillion miles. that is one hell of a commute
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I gave you a legendary engram and you gave me strange coin? I'll take my business with xür! He sells legit stuff!!!
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Lmao.
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Haha +1 sometimes feel same way in rl or when in dealing with the kids of destiny.
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Cryptarch it's good to talk to you again! I'm going to keep bringing in those hauls of Glimmer I'm making from murdering moon people, I mean from selling my home made soaps. I mean, you, me, the Speaker, and the Traveller would never murder innocent space people for money and trick an entire city into helping us do it! So I'm clearly just great at selling soap. Anyway, I'm going to keep bringing you those HUGE piles of space glimmer money so you can give me whatever you want to... because I'll be able to buy it ALL from you! Me and you... we're going to have more money than we can keep track of!!!!! We're going places!! In fact, once we're the richest guys in space you can have your OWN TOWER!!! And we'll kick that stupid, sketchy, questionable Speaker out on Mars since it's a boring, empty desert!
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This made me smile, well done.
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You spelt Cryptarch wrong. IMPOSTER!!!!
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No complaints here, good sir. I'm enjoying the Gjallarhorn you gave me yesterday!
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Edited by TheAlBundyEffct: 9/18/2014 12:40:53 PM
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ROFLAO!!!
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I now can see why you mutter to yourself. keep that up and you will drift slowly into mental illness.
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If I get another pair of uncommon gauntlets.....I'm going properly fecking postal.
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Your rank ten on my account and still give me a bucket of poo, do you ever encrypt anything beyond the normal average rare drops, you need to think further your ability is stuck at green and blue drops
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I can't complain. For a while there I was like, "Where the Eff are MY engrams? I don't have any drops, I'm level 23 already!!" Now I am 3/6 for legendary drops netting something worthwhile! Thank you, Cryptarch. Your work is appreciated.