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9/17/2014 3:07:54 AM
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They troll, We troll hard!

Well I'm gonna be the first to do this, it seems.. Gather around everyone and I'm gonna tell ya a story of how I got trolled and then got my face back in the end.. It all started on a mission on Mars, me and BlackBlaze was starting to ride out until the sky went dark reeeaaally quick. Me: "What the hell?" Blaze: "Special Event!" Me: "Wooooorrrrd!" So we started creeping along the land a bit in trying to figure out where in the hell the event was going to take place. Both of us was confused until it got darker and random objects was materializing around us and everything flashed white with a sudden "BLAM!" Blaze was fine after the explosion, me? Yyyyyeeeeaaaahhh, about that. Blaze: "You ok there--Oh damn." Me: "Aaaahhhh Damn that stupid piece of shit, f*ck this!" Blaze: "What happened?" Me: "THEY LITERALLY DROPPED A FUGGIN WARSAT ON ME!" Normally I would of laughed my ass off but I was over halfway complete in gaining 9k experience without dying bounty and that death caused it to reset back to zero, ssssooooooooooo begins my angry revenge. We didn't leave one Cabal alive on that mission and during that random special event, even when they tried to ambush, both of us had super charge ready and basically chidori the bastards until we got closer towards the end. Friggin waves of different enemies came rushing in and I brought out my good special heavy machine gun, Xerxes.. I call it Hale Caesar cause it sounds like his Street Sweeper. I wanted all of them dead and even the ones that tried to warp in,DEAD! Those douche bags trolled me out of my bounty and they were paying for it.. Blaze over there sniping them out left and right, blink strikes out the wazoo and went invisible, now this was funny. Blaze went invisible while a Cabal Legionnaire jumped up and practically floated down towards him and before that bastard was halfway nearing the ground, I took out my trusty hand cannon aaaannnd BOOM! HEADSHOT!! it almost did a backflip from the impact of being shot in mid-air, like a game of Duck Hunt. Both of us were on a roll and we confronted the boss of that section in the planet.. I wanted a piece of that one to make up for that DAMN WARSAT DROPPING ON MY HEAD AND HOVER BIKE!!!!!!! Back to back me and Blaze used the Super charge to thin the herd, he was gunning everyone down afterwards and I was Bladedancing with the boss until I ran out and he had a sliver of health left. I got popped hard enough to get knocked back and Blaze took a pot shot at his dome piece and I shot the bastard while I was flying back. BLAM! BLAM! That sucka became incinerated and from going on a Massacre of Mars, I got my 9k bounty completed and I happily gave that planet the big finger! TAKE THAT MARS!!
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  • [quote]Well I'm gonna be the first to do this, it seems.. Gather around everyone and I'm gonna tell ya a story of how I got trolled and then got my face back in the end.. It all started on a mission on Mars, me and BlackBlaze was starting to ride out until the sky went dark reeeaaally quick. Me: "What the hell?" Blaze: "Special Event!" Me: "Wooooorrrrd!" So we started creeping along the land a bit in trying to figure out where in the hell the event was going to take place. Both of us was confused until it got darker and random objects was materializing around us and everything flashed white with a sudden "BLAM!" Blaze was fine after the explosion, me? Yyyyyeeeeaaaahhh, about that. Blaze: "You ok there--Oh damn." Me: "Aaaahhhh Damn that stupid piece of shit, f*ck this!" Blaze: "What happened?" Me: "THEY LITERALLY DROPPED A FUGGIN WARSAT ON ME!" Normally I would of laughed my ass off but I was over halfway complete in gaining 9k experience without dying bounty and that death caused it to reset back to zero, ssssooooooooooo begins my angry revenge. We didn't leave one Cabal alive on that mission and during that random special event, even when they tried to ambush, both of us had super charge ready and basically chidori the bastards until we got closer towards the end. Friggin waves of different enemies came rushing in and I brought out my good special heavy machine gun, Xerxes.. I call it Hale Caesar cause it sounds like his Street Sweeper. I wanted all of them dead and even the ones that tried to warp in,DEAD! Those douche bags trolled me out of my bounty and they were paying for it.. Blaze over there sniping them out left and right, blink strikes out the wazoo and went invisible, now this was funny. Blaze went invisible while a Cabal Legionnaire jumped up and practically floated down towards him and before that bastard was halfway nearing the ground, I took out my trusty hand cannon aaaannnd BOOM! HEADSHOT!! it almost did a backflip from the impact of being shot in mid-air, like a game of Duck Hunt. Both of us were on a roll and we confronted the boss of that section in the planet.. I wanted a piece of that one to make up for that DAMN WARSAT DROPPING ON MY HEAD AND HOVER BIKE!!!!!!! Back to back me and Blaze used the Super charge to thin the herd, he was gunning everyone down afterwards and I was Bladedancing with the boss until I ran out and he had a sliver of health left. I got popped hard enough to get knocked back and Blaze took a pot shot at his dome piece and I shot the bastard while I was flying back. BLAM! BLAM! That sucka became incinerated and from going on a Massacre of Mars, I got my 9k bounty completed and I happily gave that planet the big finger! TAKE THAT MARS!![/quote] this guy is awesome!!!!! Story not by me just to tell ya

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  • "Clap" "clap" Hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't u just hate public events? ;)

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