Greetings, humans from the past.
It has been one of the most important weeks in history.
On 9/3/14 North Korea nuked NYC.
On 9/5/14 I finished my time traveling device and stopped it from ever happening by kicking Kim Jong Un in the pants, consequently spilling his bowl of noodles.
Now, here it is 9/9/14. I'm playing Destiny right now.
English
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Appreciate, -blam!- nukes unless you're nuking japan, we do that
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Thank you sir.