Here's what you do...fake your sickness, turn it into a cancer scare. Don't leave your house unless you're with friends/family and getting food. Then on the 9th be in line for your game at some remote Gamestop or something where no one you know will be at...and finally. go to work the next day like...oh yah, no It was all a false alarm it was just gas :#

Perfect reason to push it even longer - even more sick leave... Stuck in bed... Drinking oj... Playing [i]Destiny[/i]. You actually have a legit excuse, haha!