Was at the barber shop in Brooklyn
Ignorant customer who came behind me said what is an arab (he pronounced it AYE-RAB... I am Lebanese so I am arab) doing in a black barbershop.
I said what do you expect... getting a haircut
He said don't get smart with me otherwise we'll do you like we do your family in terrorist land
I didn't say anything
He continues and starts talking more ignorant things while I ignore him
After he starts talking about my mom, I decide to scare the living shit out of this guy.
I pretend to call someone else.
I talk in Arabic so he doesn't understand
He keeps talking like is that terrorist language
And then I hang up and he said what were you talking about
I said you got a family
He said, yeah. why?
I say you might want to call them
He said why
I said because I must carry out Allah's message
and then I walk out like a boss and hear the person while I walk out frantic as shit.
Are u guys impressed with me awesome trolling skills
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Dude i am lebanese too (: zubra , humar .. If im even saying it right .. Cant write in arabic.. Zubra means dick and humar means jack ass or donkey.. We call eachother that in our family ..