Was at the barber shop in Brooklyn
Ignorant customer who came behind me said what is an arab (he pronounced it AYE-RAB... I am Lebanese so I am arab) doing in a black barbershop.
I said what do you expect... getting a haircut
He said don't get smart with me otherwise we'll do you like we do your family in terrorist land
I didn't say anything
He continues and starts talking more ignorant things while I ignore him
After he starts talking about my mom, I decide to scare the living shit out of this guy.
I pretend to call someone else.
I talk in Arabic so he doesn't understand
He keeps talking like is that terrorist language
And then I hang up and he said what were you talking about
I said you got a family
He said, yeah. why?
I say you might want to call them
He said why
I said because I must carry out Allah's message
and then I walk out like a boss and hear the person while I walk out frantic as shit.
Are u guys impressed with me awesome trolling skills
English
#Offtopic
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[quote] I am Lebanese so I am arab[/quote] No, you're Lebanese. Arabia doesn't exist anymore - thus no Arabs.
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Just be careful, next time he see's you he might start following you so he can do his civic "duty" to protect his city from "terrorists"
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Watch out some he could have called the cop s
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I don't even know what to say...
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Edited by Banned n3rd: 8/29/2014 1:21:44 PM( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) / ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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honestly that was weak, you should have slapped him
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No actually not at all. That isn't something to play around with.
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trolling...trolling you
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i would've decked him the face but you did good too op :)
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im so ignorant i didnt even read what you said because it was too long ignorant troll
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That's the best thing I've heard all day. So funny!
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You trolled Elegiac?
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GOOD FOR YOU
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Looks like the extent of your trolling skills is this story.
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Your troll skillz are over 9000. Great job with that douchebag.
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So I just broke up with this girl and now she's crying...
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Update: he is now being held in Guantanamo indefinitely without trial. MERICA!
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I literally just laughed so hard I cried
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Lebanon ftw.
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Hey Mo, Your sisters geting -blam!-! *hangs up*
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U r 2 b worshipped