Was at the barber shop in Brooklyn
Ignorant customer who came behind me said what is an arab (he pronounced it AYE-RAB... I am Lebanese so I am arab) doing in a black barbershop.
I said what do you expect... getting a haircut
He said don't get smart with me otherwise we'll do you like we do your family in terrorist land
I didn't say anything
He continues and starts talking more ignorant things while I ignore him
After he starts talking about my mom, I decide to scare the living shit out of this guy.
I pretend to call someone else.
I talk in Arabic so he doesn't understand
He keeps talking like is that terrorist language
And then I hang up and he said what were you talking about
I said you got a family
He said, yeah. why?
I say you might want to call them
He said why
I said because I must carry out Allah's message
and then I walk out like a boss and hear the person while I walk out frantic as shit.
Are u guys impressed with me awesome trolling skills
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TAKBIR!
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Most amazing IRL troll ever.
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You should have whispered allah hu akbar in his ear as you left. I think thats provably spelt wrong but you get the point.
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+1 my good sir, +1
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Last week I trolled my coworkers and neighbors about our sewer system. First I setup what the Flood are, from Halo, and they went on to say they aren't real its just a game. And then I showed them a video of what was found in our local sewage system and compared it to those bubble containers from Halo that the Flood spawn that explode if you pop them and have those crawling spores in them. It looked almost just like like that thing. They were freaking out...and thats how you claim a water fountain to yourself. lol BTW its a growth like algea except it feeds on our sewage.
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Freakn funny, one of the most creative trolls i've seen.
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Please don't let this ignorant fool let Americans look bad. I have friends from Libya and I swear I have more in common with them than most of the people i know.
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Good job trolling....BAD job improving the image of your people.
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Edited by Pfhortnite: 8/28/2014 10:27:19 PMYou should of ran out of the store with your hands in the air screaming "Allah Akubar!" Otherwise good job.
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Sounds like a lie from a pathetic little bitch
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I admit, I am impressed with how you trolled him. I started laughing, hehe. Despite what other people say here, they have to realize that it is a joke and they have to get on with their lives. It's not like you made an attempt on his life.
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My older brother is heading to Lebanon in a few days, he's going over with a relief organization to both help out and report on Syrian refuges. He says that the food there is crazy good, is this true?
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Impressed. 9/10.
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I thought it was funny. Haha
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My parents are from Lebanon
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Sounds like I should report you to the FBI
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Edited by ExtremistFlyer7: 8/29/2014 1:22:48 AMI'm from Brooklyn!
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100000000000/10
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Sounds like the dude deserved it but you probably just made him hate middle easterners more lol.
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Lol that's funny bro
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You Won the Battle, but lost the War. ....Still funny though lol.
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*Cue Applause*
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[quote] I am Lebanese so I am arab[/quote] No, you're Lebanese. Arabia doesn't exist anymore - thus no Arabs.