Was at the barber shop in Brooklyn
Ignorant customer who came behind me said what is an arab (he pronounced it AYE-RAB... I am Lebanese so I am arab) doing in a black barbershop.
I said what do you expect... getting a haircut
He said don't get smart with me otherwise we'll do you like we do your family in terrorist land
I didn't say anything
He continues and starts talking more ignorant things while I ignore him
After he starts talking about my mom, I decide to scare the living shit out of this guy.
I pretend to call someone else.
I talk in Arabic so he doesn't understand
He keeps talking like is that terrorist language
And then I hang up and he said what were you talking about
I said you got a family
He said, yeah. why?
I say you might want to call them
He said why
I said because I must carry out Allah's message
and then I walk out like a boss and hear the person while I walk out frantic as shit.
Are u guys impressed with me awesome trolling skills
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#Offtopic
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You guys have weird hair too..
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Wow. Not funny. That dude was an ass but if I were in that barbershop and had heard all this I would have called homeland security on your ass. No joke. I dont find it funny.
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Wow... That is awesome
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If you don't find this amusing, you're an obvious racist
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I actually laughed out loud at that, kudos to you for punching racism in the face.
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Edited by Big Poppa Bob: 8/28/2014 4:17:50 AM[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ydi5foknVHI][/url]
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10/10 Troll
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Nice! Way to go brotha. I -blam!-ing hate kill-whiteys that act all ignorant about 'terrorist land'.
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THIS MOVIE SCENE IS PERFECT FOR THIS STORY
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this one 2
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BEGINNING TRANSMISSION: (Low melodious hum.) No, not really. You essentially legitimized that man's beliefs and told him his family is in danger. Disappointed if anything. ENDING TRANSMISSION:
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LOL! This is so epic
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Edited by yo412: 8/28/2014 7:13:39 AMlol you put a jihad on him
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Good job on perpetuating the stereotype. You really showed him how wrong he was...
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You did what Jihad to do. A little dark, but they can't help it.
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Simply ignoring him would have been the most appropriate response.
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If that guy had any brains, he would know the Israeli government is the one he should be pointing the terrorist finger at. Idiot still believes the lie that muslim extremists attacked America lol!
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That was the wrong thing to do . [spoiler]But its still funny as -blam!-[/spoiler]
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*Slow clap* *Clapping gets faster and louder* *The whole theater stands up and claps loud and proud*
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9/11 well done.
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Gj, you proved him right
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*slow clap*
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[quote]*Slow clap* *Clapping gets faster and louder* *The whole theater stands up and claps loud and proud*[/quote]
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epic.
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