Ten Reasons why you should join Ruby:
1. It's the antithesis of Sapphire
(No pseudo-intellectual discussion! Stimulating debate! An equitable regime!)
2. Sapphire isn't the name of a programming language
3. No Jay*
4. Red is a manly man colour
5. Groudon > Kyogre
6. No Jay**
7. We've got chromium on top of our aluminium oxide
[spoiler]*Did we mention no Jay?
**Just in case you missed it[/spoiler]
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