I was watching the o'rielly factor when an idea popped into my head. What if Barack Obama became the Speaker? How do you think this would affect the story? What changes do you think he would make? I want to hear what you think, but first I will list my guesses.
*Instead of fighting the darkness and protecting the city, he would call back all the guardians.
*he would attempt to apologize to Earth's enemies for the arrogance of the traveler.
*He would put a %60 tax on all guardians' glimmer and use it to fund his space golfing.
*Supers would be nerfed.
*He would secretly give weapons to bands of the Fallen in a special mission called "fast and fallen."
*revival would take 4 hours due to his new affordable traveler care act.
*Instead of helping you, he will give impressive speeches about how he helps you.
*Overwhelming evidence would support the suspicion that he wasn't born on Earth or even human, but he would provide fabricated proof to the contrary.
*he would let fallen into the city and refuse to tighten security around the walls.
*high ranking guardians would be penalized for their achievements.
*the hive would be referred to as the unified rebels.
*he would have the ghost say "that wizard came from Bush."
*the darkness would no longer be referred to as the darkness, but as twilight.
*he would attempt to disarm the traveler. His logic being that if we put down our weapons, the darkne...er...twilight will too.
*the guardians would be villainized by his cronies and supporters.
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There's literally NO point to this post. If I could lock it I totally would.
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"I was watching the o'rielly factor..." Aaaand we're done here.
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Just, wow bro. Really? Keep political views off this forum.
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Jonah_Flex
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Please don't bring politics to gaming. We already have fanboy wars and don't need politicians joining in our world away from reality. -
What if you got a life and stopped shit posting?
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Yuck politics. With lots of assumptions and fabrications added in at that. I think I'd rather get back to the actual game.
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All you people that don't like Obama's policies are racist.
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I actually liked this one.
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I think I'd actually like his voice.
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Im kind of trying to figure out what the point of this post is? I mean yeah I agree, Obama is a tool and potentially the worst president in history, but whats the point in this post? Seems like mindless trolling and nothing more? Remember, just because we HAVE freedom of speech doesnt mean you need to use it for every childish thought that pops into your head...
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I'm not even American and I found this highly amusing. +1
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Obama would say equal rights and force you to share your good weapons...
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So perfect 😂
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*obama sees you have vanguard weapon* you didn't build that! A pre order made that Happen!
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Edited by PUNISH145: 8/27/2014 1:28:13 AMPossible excuses? 1. It's our fault the darkness destroyed us because some guy made a Youtube video that said darkness was bad. 2. Have the speaker away from the Tower 90% of the time golfing. 3. The Darkness is still Junior Varsity. 4. Please remember, we are not at war with the Darkness. 5. All the Guardians would be arrested for racial hate crimes for attacking, The Darkness!
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It should be clear by now that Obama , Bush , Clinton , Regan etc etc are , or were , not the men in charge . They are the voice box for the Globalist Bankers. Put there to serve a purpose. It's no Different in UK or the rest of EU either. Argue about it all you like but it all makes perfect sense if you accept this simple fact.... It's also damn Obvious . :)
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Ron Paul for Ghost. lol
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Obama is stupid
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I wouldn't buy this game
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Its just stupid you think he wouldnt of shock and awed the last human city of the planet into oblivion considering it minor collateral against the obvious terrorism forming cell of the traveler the moment it recruited a guardian.
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... Well that esculated quickly...
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OPs post is literally Hitler and also brought my cancer out of remission. Good job dude.
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This is literally the funniest shit I've seen on the forums
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... Well that esculated quickly...
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Edited by Grease Wizard: 8/27/2014 12:32:07 PMIf obama became the speaker I would peel my eyelids back cut off all my fingers replace them with carrots and blow up the whole entire tower obama and a couple of the presidents before him have ruined the US and if they were in Destiny..... it would be literal hell.
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My only question is, do people really hate Obama this much?