I was watching the o'rielly factor when an idea popped into my head. What if Barack Obama became the Speaker? How do you think this would affect the story? What changes do you think he would make? I want to hear what you think, but first I will list my guesses.
*Instead of fighting the darkness and protecting the city, he would call back all the guardians.
*he would attempt to apologize to Earth's enemies for the arrogance of the traveler.
*He would put a %60 tax on all guardians' glimmer and use it to fund his space golfing.
*Supers would be nerfed.
*He would secretly give weapons to bands of the Fallen in a special mission called "fast and fallen."
*revival would take 4 hours due to his new affordable traveler care act.
*Instead of helping you, he will give impressive speeches about how he helps you.
*Overwhelming evidence would support the suspicion that he wasn't born on Earth or even human, but he would provide fabricated proof to the contrary.
*he would let fallen into the city and refuse to tighten security around the walls.
*high ranking guardians would be penalized for their achievements.
*the hive would be referred to as the unified rebels.
*he would have the ghost say "that wizard came from Bush."
*the darkness would no longer be referred to as the darkness, but as twilight.
*he would attempt to disarm the traveler. His logic being that if we put down our weapons, the darkne...er...twilight will too.
*the guardians would be villainized by his cronies and supporters.
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You're a disgrace. The fact that you're dumb enough to swallow anything coming off of that entire network speaks volumes. You sir are half of what's wrong with America today.
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Militarised police forces everywhere
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*he would have the ghost say "that wizard came from Bush." #dead lol
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I'm surprised people are butt hurt over satire
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Any Libertarians in here?...
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I been in the military 8 years with a tour to Iraq and 2 tours Afghanistan and voted for Obama. I have my reasons as to why I voted for him and will continue to support him.
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To be honest I wouldn't buy the game, and no it's not because I'm racist. The game just wouldn't be very fun
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You must be very pale.
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So edgy [spoiler]creative so 2/10[/spoiler]
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Edited by LTZ HeavyBackup: 8/27/2014 9:54:54 PMThis is amazing and 100% true! At first I thought the question was what if o bama was the voice of your ghost. Well everytime he began to talk I would jump off the nearest cliff or into the sights of the nearest enemy[spoiler]it is impossible to write o bama with spell check on because they want to capitalize the o like he is someone important. So i just put a space in there :)He deserves no capitalization, but Destiny does[/spoiler]
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Awesome post sir... well done lol!
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http://www.gamespot.com/articles/video-games-and-libertarianism-go-hand-in-hand-poll-finds/1100-6419549/ [spoiler] Turns out, most gamers will lean towards libertarian tendencies.[/spoiler]
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*Standing ovation* You sir, have outdone yourself.
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http://www.gamespot.com/articles/video-games-and-libertarianism-go-hand-in-hand-poll-finds/1100-6419549/ [spoiler] Turns out, most gamers will lean towards libertarian tendencies.[/spoiler]
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Jesus Christ this post is awesome! :,)
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This is the first post you've made I like. Fits perfectly!
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Blame Obamacare for the darkness.
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It's.... [b]imperative[/b]... That we... Have a diversity in the... Pussy department
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if anyone is looking for someone to play wit on the PS4, add me. isucki
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So true
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The only reason why it would be better is because all of the republicans got together and publicly announced that they would filibuster every bill he put forward or even supported which they did and also because the county lines that determine who is in the house were made by a republican congress so that it is impossible for the democrats to have a majority unless latterly everyone in america were democrats
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You had to go and bring politics into Destiny, didn't you? Sad.
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Somebody watches a little too much Faux News. My brain dies a little each time I hear O'Reilly scream over his guests like an immature child.
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Despite the fact that we're the last city on earth, we will still be in debt, owing thousands of glimmers to other planets
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usually I hate your posts long face, but I found this one quite funny well done sir
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There would be a lot of stuttering and the word "um" would be used quite frequently. haha