I was watching the o'rielly factor when an idea popped into my head. What if Barack Obama became the Speaker? How do you think this would affect the story? What changes do you think he would make? I want to hear what you think, but first I will list my guesses.
*Instead of fighting the darkness and protecting the city, he would call back all the guardians.
*he would attempt to apologize to Earth's enemies for the arrogance of the traveler.
*He would put a %60 tax on all guardians' glimmer and use it to fund his space golfing.
*Supers would be nerfed.
*He would secretly give weapons to bands of the Fallen in a special mission called "fast and fallen."
*revival would take 4 hours due to his new affordable traveler care act.
*Instead of helping you, he will give impressive speeches about how he helps you.
*Overwhelming evidence would support the suspicion that he wasn't born on Earth or even human, but he would provide fabricated proof to the contrary.
*he would let fallen into the city and refuse to tighten security around the walls.
*high ranking guardians would be penalized for their achievements.
*the hive would be referred to as the unified rebels.
*he would have the ghost say "that wizard came from Bush."
*the darkness would no longer be referred to as the darkness, but as twilight.
*he would attempt to disarm the traveler. His logic being that if we put down our weapons, the darkne...er...twilight will too.
*the guardians would be villainized by his cronies and supporters.
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We wouldnt do shit to stop the darkness lol.
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Edited by Erkyo: 9/2/2014 11:27:39 PMThen we would never hear from him because he would always be on vacation. The only time we would hear from him is if there was a Human on Awoken crime or how the Factions can't get anything done.
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"We raided some folks"
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are you serious with that list? do I need to destroy it?
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No Morgan freeman
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*Falls to knees* "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
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#Obamasucks
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You forgot allow Illegal Aliens into the Last Safe City on Earth. (•‿•)
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Bush. Doesn't. Care. About. Black. People.
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If this happened I would kill myself
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I think he would be safe from assassination...as many ppl thought Obama would be assassinated....black president n all...yall
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No, John Boehner should be the Speaker
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Please leave.
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You just copied and pasted someone's comment about this topic and now claim it as yours.... The things that will happen if Obama was the speaker thing was copied from a comment, pathetic
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Edited by Yamidark00: 8/29/2014 7:34:16 PMI would use blade dancer and disintegrate him.problem solved then we go back to killing the darkness and saving the universe.
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He would also blame the last city's crisis on the previous speaker.
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Well then he'd be full of lies
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This is dumb
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Wow, seeing someone as idiotic as you in action is a rare treasure indeed.
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#notyourbestmaterial
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Mentor or ninja. I mutes this person on my desktop a month ago and i can still see this trolls posts. Help
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Edited by Satanic Mechanic: 8/27/2014 9:39:53 PMI'm not going to waste my thumbs time on this fox nonews isn't the best place for info
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Boooo. Obama does have to answer for extension of executive powers and the PRISM debacle, but he's actually a pretty competent leader otherwise. Other presidents, not mentioning names, really ruined our image as a world leader.
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Edited by Keeyop: 8/27/2014 2:32:18 PMWhen are people going to learn that FOX NEWS is just a parody channel. I'm just waiting for the announcement that Chris Morris is actually behind the whole thing. We used to have a similar thing in the UK once upon a time, it was called [url=https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcU7FaEEzNU]Brass Eye[/url] ;-)