Hi! Bill the Cabal here, and I'm sure many of you want more info on Destiny, which I don't have. Instead, I'm going to answer the question no one asks, "Bill, what does my guardian eat? Salad? Carrots? Fruit?" -blam!- THAT SHIT YOU WANT A CABAL KABOB!
"But how do I make it?" Well reader, here's how, it's time for Cooking With Cabals.
First, you will need:
One servitor
A thin knife
A mix tape and headphones
A timer
Knowledge of Hive and Fallen locations
And steak sauce (your pick)
So the meat of this dish is Fallen and Hive with Captains having more juicy meat while wizards tend to be spicy. When you hunt your pick of prey down, use the machete to cut off their heads, hands, or legs, don't use guns, they ruin the meat. Also, this is when you should listen to your mix tape because the screams and pleas of mercy will get old quickly.
Once you have collected the meat of your choice, stick it onto the thin knife and then sauté it in your steak sauce. Then, find a servitor, rip the front open, and stick the knives in there and wait 25 minutes.
Ding. Done. Eat up.
Got a question? Ask. Also, feel free to say how you make the Kabobs, guardian style.
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Edited by Potum: 8/21/2014 4:22:12 PMWhat about seasoning? I don't want my kabob to be bland! Here's how to make some seasoning: First, gather some ether seeds. Then, go ahead and scoop up some sand from the sea of old Russia. Now, pick some of that red plant that grows everywhere. Got it? Now, grind up the ether seeds, and let their oil drip all over the kebab- that gives it a nice tang. Next, have a Titan use fist of havoc on the sand, which will turn in into Salt. Lastly, burn the red plant to a crisp. Crinkle up the burn plant and season your kebab with it. This stuff will taste like pepper. There you go, seasoned kabobs. All you need is salt, some burnt red plant, and some ether seeds. Enjoy!