Hi, Bill here with another Cabal themed post. You know one thing I noticed from everyone on #Destiny is the love of lore, so I decided to contribute my "Cabal Field Guide" which every Cabal infantrymen is given to "know thy enemy". Thought you would like to see from another's point of view.
Guardians: Undying beings of chaos that the traveler chose as it's protectors due to their insane nature. They are fanatical for anything shiny they can claim for their god "Loot" and are easily angered.
Titans: The most honorable, and/or simple. They are blessed by thunder to wreak destruction. Push them on their back, it's funny to see them try to get back up, like turtles.
Hunters: Although trained to act in the field of stealth with snipers, most hunters are suicidal with easy to notice capes and will try to charge you with a knife. Show them why we use giant guns on the battlefield.
Nerds: beings of extreme knowledge who worship the Traveler, a being of light, yet use the dark magic of the void. If you see one hurl a bomb at you, just hide behind your shield, yeah that should work.
Cooking
If you're ever in enemy territory you'll need to eat, so eat your foes to gain their courage, their rich juicy courage.
Awoken: eat raw, they taste like candy, no joke.
Human: roast over a fire for a 20 minutes and you got lunch.
Exo: use them to repair your gun and armor. If you need a companion keep the head and call it Wilson.
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The Titans be like..
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+ for "nerds" and + for Wilson reference.
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Well I have news for you Bill.... [spoiler]I have Life Alert.[/spoiler] [spoiler]Help! I've fallen and can't get back up![/spoiler]
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Edited by IXIBUCKEYEIXI: 8/22/2014 12:30:57 AMSome water, fresh veggies, roasted awoken...you got a stew going baby
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Nerd? I prefer the term Intellectual Badass.
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[quote]Titans: The most honorable, and/or simple. They are blessed by thunder to wreak destruction. Push them on their back, it's funny to see them try to get back up, like turtles.[/quote] As a Titan, This new revelation threatens me beyond belief. [spoiler]2Hardcore4me[/spoiler]
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You forgot, Cabal: Tough and chewy, need to marinade and let sit for around 24 hours, however if you manage to catch one at around the age of adolescence, those are usually more tender and require only mild preparation, such as beating them with your fists, searing their flesh with fire(recommend getting one of your sunsinger buddies to help you with this), and putting them in a oven for about 3 hours(after around 30 minutes they should stop struggling and you can take the ropes off). After that you have a delicious meal that will nearly melt in your mouth its so tender.
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Nice professor Farnsworth reference.
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My alien friend, I'll have to show you the glories of steak and fajitas tacos.....
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Funny, but I am craving some human... Dang.
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Edited by Burgers N Yogurt: 8/22/2014 2:24:05 AMAs a kickass exo I can say that we don't repair guns we improve guns to there full talent and potential.
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So apparently I'm a nerd who tastes like candy if eaten raw. Awesome. Can't wait to head to mars.
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Good job keeping them informed Bill
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bill, just wondering, what type of cabal are you?
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Are you related to Johannes?
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Bill would you go to the asylum I'm am in and sign my helmet. It's ok I can't attack you I am wearing a straight jacket
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Wait before I ask my real question I must know do cabal have ovens
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Wilson? Have you been watching Castaway?
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Edited by ProwlyB: 8/22/2014 2:23:06 AMFrighteningly compelling and morbidly fanciful - a must read white-knuckle thrill-ride that'll leave you speechless...
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As an exo i can vouch for we make good replacement parts for guns and armor.
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LOL! Except the "Nerd" part. I might have to help you revise that around Sep 9th.
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Great post! Keep it up!
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Great post bill! Havent had a giggle for awhile. Would be nice if you did some red vs blue moment, acting out all your post. XD Sincerely, Nerd P.S I'M FABULOUS~
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But, i like to spray and pray! And my cape is tiny! And you wont see me because im in teh shadoez! And and... Spicy Macaroni?
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It's funny being called a turtle by a Cabal. Have you looked in a mirror lately?
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Nothing in the field guide about kabobs? Shame..