1. She's got big tits......
2. You'll have something to play with when you're bored
3. Best motarboat ever, you don't have to pay for it! Well you might.....
4. Best pillow ever, tits are like so fudging soft
5. There're -blam!--able!! Who wouldn't want -blam!--able things
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Then you end up staying with this person and age sets in...