Everyone feel free to post your best pickup lines here! Mine is, "hey girl, are you from McDonald's? Cause you're fat".
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ey bby u wan sum fuk?
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Is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can see myself in your pants.
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you must be a library book, cause im checking you out
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You. Me. Friday Night. My place. OR Are you pregnant or are you just really skinny for a fat person? Cuz you smokin'
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Is it hot in here, or is it just me? Oh, it's just me.
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Show this to your girl https://www.fanfiction.net/s/3545309/1/Truth-or-Dare-Gone-Bad
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Are you niagara falls?[spoiler]because youre making me all wet[/spoiler]
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Bumpity bump
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Are you an angel? Cause I've got an erection
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Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see you and I together. ;D [i]Alternatively:[/i] [spoiler]because I can see myself in your pants [/spoiler]
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Bump.