Sparrows. We have all used them, and we all hate them. Who wants a stupid unrealistic floating bike that was copyrighted by Star Wars? Let's be honest, we have all been killed by them at least twenty times. I think we can all agree that they need to be removed. In the case that sparrows don't get removed, I have a few ways they could be nerfed.
First, there needs to be a speed limit for every area. Passing this speed limit will cause you to pay a fine of 2,000 glimmer and a ban for three days.
Secondly, sparrows need to be slowed down to go along with the speed limit. Perhaps at walking speed so that trolls and dicks cannot run into people.
Third, all sparrows should have a mandatory color of bright pink, so that players cannot hide and steal kills from other players.
Thank you for your support and you can help make these changes possible by telling bungie that you will cancel your pre order if these are not implemented.
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Edited by o_____________o: 8/20/2014 12:57:51 AMI agree with this idea. Players today have gotten too impatient and the sparrow/shrike is feeding that impatience. Bungie created this vast world for us to appreciate. We cannot do that if we simply zip through it. So yeah, sparrows are pointless and they should be removed.
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Sparrows are too OP man... They get people places TOO fast. You know i heard they even had the ability to boost and go EVEN FASTER. We need to get rid of them. You know what would totally solve the problem? If we also get rid of sprinting. Who needs it right?
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You know, a stripclub in the tower is waaaaay more important then this!
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This thread needs to be removed...
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#Satire
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I've come to the conclusion that the ghost is the most op thing ever in this game. Why? Because he came from the moon hailing the purple ball. All hail the purple ball, and it's op-ness...
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Oh no! Long face and ABYZ have combined forces! Prepare your bodies for the WORST idea to ever come from a forum.
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I have pre ordered the exclusive sparrow soooooooo [spoiler]go home bitch[/spoiler]
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This a good idea. I would suggest getting rid of the ghost though. It doesn't make sense how it can just magically transport you to orbit? You should have to wait a full day and pay a 20,000 glimmer ticket fee, just like every other citizen at the tower. I would also like to see the sparrow replaced with a rideable Peter Dinklage, it would be a much more enjoyable and slower paced ride. Allowing you to enjoy the beautiful skyboxes and unclimbable mountains that are "over there". I don't know. Just an idea.
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You would not say that once you play the game for a period of time. Ya maybe the first or second time through an area you may walk and run and explore but once you do it a few times you'll want that sparrow. Damn bro.
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The only idiots are those who take OP seriously. Good trolling OP.
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You forget the Nerf Seatbelt, Child Restraint Seats, The Baby on Board Sign, Turn Signals, Installation of Sparrow Lights for crossed paths, Sidewalks, Walk / Don't walk signs, Chirping Signs (for the Blind Guardians Fighting the war against The Darkness), School Zones, Crossing Guards, Hawk Interceptors for the EGPD (Earth Guardians Police Department), The Clapper, and Life Alert for the "Fallen" And I can't Get up! Because it's a FRIGGIN WAR ZONE!
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You need a girlfriend bad.
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Edited by MasterRenny: 8/20/2014 12:21:05 AMNo. They shouldn't. I used the sparrow to get from A to B. I DONT want to run from A to B and take 5 minutes every single time I need to get to it. Removing sparrows aren't going to make people suddenly go "OH LOOK A ROCK!" People play differently. I still explore and appreciate the world in which I play and still use my sparrow. They won't be removed. Get over it. [spoiler]And if anything why the hell should we suffer because you don't want them? Why don't YOU run everywhere! don't use them if you don't like them and leave us who do want them alone. Problem solved. [/spoiler]
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Troll
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You should nerf your brain power, oh wait someone already has.
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Obviously a Troll -_-
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And will the DP department give you fine for using your super, or perhaps a ban for running in certian areas, your post is a waste of time and a joke, kid.
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If sparrows were removed it would make people realize how big destiny maps really are huge
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Obvious troll
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Troll
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Now that I think of it, I barely even rode my sparrow. Guess I spent to much time just exploring the little things.
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Is this what the destiny forums have become? A breeding ground for trolls, whining, and system wars?.....just sad.
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Cool story bro... but seriously This post makes my brain sad.
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What I want to know is why all of them are called Sparrows when only the basic one is actually named Sparrow. :(
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