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8/11/2014 4:57:14 AM
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"Okay, I'll explain" said David. "I just ran this kid over, will you help me bury him?" He asked.
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*Continuation from redreaper* The President's son? I was so confused and perplexed. "Since when has Obama had a son?" I yelled in a troubled manner. I cared very little about the President of my country, but I at least knew that he had only two daughters and that the older of the two was somewhat attractive, still jail-bait however. "You don't understand anything do you!" screamed David at the top of his lungs. "Everything we thought we knew about this country is false, I did what I had to in order to make you and the public know the truth". What truth was David speaking of?
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I was already in the car at this point. There was no turning back. "YOU DID WHAT?!" My first thought was to jump out the car. I was freaking out. "Calm down man, it's fine." I couldn't calm down. "It's just the president''s son."
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Edited by Gabe: 8/11/2014 6:03:44 AMThe President's son? I was so confused and perplexed. "Since when has Obama had a son?" I yelled in a troubled manner. I cared very little about the President of my country, but I at least knew that he had only two daughters and that the older of the two was somewhat attractive, still jail-bait however. "You don't understand anything do you!" screamed David at the top of his lungs. "Everything we thought we knew about this country is false, I did what I had to in order to make you and the public know the truth". What truth was David speaking of? [spoiler]by TangentialShark3[/spoiler]
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With that we came to a halt. We arrived at an abandoned shack in the middle of nowhere. In it was a shrine to Obama and and other presidents of the past. "cmon help me with the body," David said as if it was routine. He cracked open the trunk and there he was: Jaden Smith
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"David what the fu[i]c[/i]k! That's Jaden Smith!" I yelled with disgust. "No man, that's Jaden Smith [i]Obama[/i]. The media has been feeding you lies!" I could hear the certainty in his voice. I let it dawn on me, and suddenly it all clicked. One of the [url=http://x.genius.com/Jaden-smith-best-tweets-annotated]worlds finest minds[/url] was the President's son. But Jaden Smith is a child prodigy why would Obama want to hide this?
