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8/8/2014 2:59:20 AM
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Give me one good reason..
I shouldn't find your house, raid your fridge, and eat all ur foodz. >:^]
Well...?
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1 ReplyIt's not my fridge.
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3 RepliesSimple, because I'd sit there and join the nomz festivities and then we shall join arms and bring our arms to bear as we await Destiny. Afterall, if someone can raid my fridge without me realizing their in the house to start off with, they deserve the food and camaraderie... Or is that not how stealing works? Dammit, the Sushi's gone.....
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1 ReplyBecause if you do, you'll wake up the next day in prison, with a hairy guy named Bubba asking you to pick up the soap and to be his bitch.
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3 RepliesEdited by Fartmonkey: 8/8/2014 3:08:32 PMAll my food is injected with live bees
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1 ReplyI guess I can make you a sandwich. If you want ( ._.)
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I have a sniper *aims sniper and fires 2 rounds that miss the op* Well better go buy more food!
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2 Replies*plot twist* my fridge is actually your fridge.
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4 RepliesI'll shoot you a lot
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3 RepliesI'm not in my own house, let alone my own country.
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1 ReplyMy fridge is gone right now because I am replacing it.
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4 Replies1. There's not much in my fridge 2. There are multiple firearms in my household.
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I have guns. In my fridge.
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1 ReplyAll the food is expired
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My home security system is top notch. [spoiler]My face repels all.[/spoiler]
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1 Reply
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2 RepliesBecause...
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1 ReplyBecause I'm hungry right now, and it's my food.
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1 ReplyBecause you don't know which ones are poisoned...
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5 RepliesBecause while you're eating I'll sneak up in back of you and you'll get shrekt.
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3 RepliesBecuase I booby-trapped it to prevent people from stealing my pudding cups, duh.
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5 RepliesMy shitsu will f*cking murder you
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2 RepliesBecause of my dogs. :D
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2 RepliesBECAUSE ILL FAP ON CAT
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3 RepliesBecause my neighbor has a sack of catnip
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1 ReplyBecause my fridge is empty
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3 RepliesThis is a reference of a reference (•_•) Referanceception
