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Edited by NinjaChicken98: 8/6/2014 5:19:46 PM
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Beta Highlights/War Stories!

What was the coolest/funniest/silliest thing that happened to you in the Beta? I have two moments that come to mind. First, my silly highlight. I was casually strolling through Old Russia, picking off Fallen at my leisure, just having a good time in general. Then, all of a sudden, the sky grew dark. "Oh hey, a Public Event must be starting!" I thought. Then my screen started to flash white and shake! Next thing you know, I'm looking at my own dead body! I wondered to myself, "What in the world obliterated me so violently!?" I returned to the spot where I had been previously standing, and lo and behold, there was a WARSAT planted in the ground where my poor boots had the misfortune of standing. I had been squished by the WARSAT! And second, my awesome highlight. It was a tense match in the Crucible. We were battling for control on First Light. It was a close match, and both teams were neck and neck, fighting for the victory. My Hunter butt was planted firmly in hard point A as I watched a particularly threatening Titan traipse about outside my window. I stared at him, he stared at me, both of us daring the other to first step foot through the doorway. Finally, I relented. I charged through the doorway, Shingen-C blazing, bent on grinding that Titan helmet into the dust! But he was ready for me. He had already thrown a flash-bang as soon as I had left the safety of my glass dome. The grenade exploded in my face and my vision went blank. Knowing I had already scored a few hits on our burly friend, I threw my knife blindly out into the silent white world. That's when, to my surprise, I received two medals. Stick Around, and Nail in the Coffin! I had stuck my sharpened instrument of death right between that silly goose's eyes and won the game for my team, blind as I was. And to make it better, the enemy team wasn't three or four kills behind us! So, all of you Guardians out there, share your war stories! Make yourselves heard! We would all love to hear what you have to say! Let's see how many of you we can get to post on this page. Maybe we'll even end up being the go-to thread to share your tales! Until next time, Guardians.

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