Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.
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Edited by xV4LxISxL3G3NDx: 8/3/2014 4:41:12 AMYou like pizza? because I want a pizza that ass I'm gonna treat you like my pinky toe I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house. If your right leg is Christmas and left leg is thanks giving then can I come over for dinner? Your like history because I'm about to go down on you.
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Hey baby are you a rapist, because I'm about to take you out
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Are you a potato? Because I'd like to have you on my penis while doing the helicopter.
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It would be... Hi
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I've got Starbucks in my van
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hey baby, my names bender. wanna do it?
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Get in the car I have a gun
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Are you a termite? Cuz you're about to have a mouthful of wood tonight
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Guy: I need you to hold this.*extends hand* Girl: That's just your hand. Guy: Exactly.
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Me: "Are you wearing space pants" Girl: "No" Me: " because your ass is out of this world"
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Hey I got free iTunes gift cards in my van
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My balls are scratchy..
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(Holds napkin up) hey does this smell like chloroform to you??
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Me: You like CD's and tape? Girl: yes, why? Me: good. Bc I'm gonna tape my wang to your forehead so you can CD's nuts
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Guy: Hey Girl: Hey Guy: Did you fall from heaven because... 😱😱😱😱😱😱 Click link to see more
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Do you like dragons? Coz I'll be dragon my balls across your face
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If you sit on my face il eat my way to your heart
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Did you fall from heaven? Coz your face is pretty fücked up
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Is it hot in here or is satan opening a portal to hell to take you back
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Would you like me to give you the ol' lickeroo
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Hey Girl: hi? You know I've never seen a.... Girl: seen a what? STOP PRESSURING ME! Girl: no I wasn't *rings police* You going to be arrested Girl: for what? Cause your not my bae!
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Suck my badger wee wee
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Hey girl, did you fall from heaven because have sex with me.
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"I have a starbucks coffee machine in my van."
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[quote]Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.[/quote] I'd steal all the chairs in the world, just so you could sit on my face.