Why? Why are we not allowed to have beards? What do you have against beards Bungie? You must have at least one person in your employment who has a bear. Does the Destiny team have something against people with beards? Do I smell beard discrimination? It is an audacity that at this point in time there are still those who believe that a beard is not necessary and I believe that it is balderdash, that's right BALDERDASH, that we bearded men, or possibly even women, do not have the right to a beard on our character.
By adding beards to our characters it will also create a more diverse character arch rather than just a bunch of clean shaven nancy boys. By having bears, there will be a more grizzled, mature audience. More people whom view video games at there current state as being childish and immature, will look onto the screen and see a coalition of rugged, space, mountain men and realize that what they have been calling immature and childish is 100% wrong making them also enjoy video games. It will also scare away people under the age of being allowed to play the game from joining. When a cleanly shaven, hairless faced boy logs into the game and sees facial hair among all those he/she wishes to troll, they will run back to their hidey hole of other pointless military shooters.
Along with the points I have previously made, Destiny is about making heroic characters that defy all odds in glory and adding beards to those heroes will make it 1000 times more heroic. Just look to the media, almost every hero known has had a beard: Wolverine, Cyrano, Tony Stark, Gandalf, Zorro, Mr. T, Tom Hanks, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Leonardo DiCaprio, Christov Walts, Wyatt Earp, that dude that walked through China, Ryan Gosling, Kimbo Slice, Jesus Christ, Oda Nobunaga, the cavemen, Walter White, Chuck Norris, and so many more.
And finally to you Bungie, a beard is not simply an accessory to one's face, it is a motto. A beard states that I am one who makes my own path, I am one who does not simply accept the rules, but questions them. I will not conform to a simple life nor to having a simple face, I will be what I want to be and do what I want to do. So please Bungie, give us beards, because beards are awesome, and people with beards are awesome, give us what we want, because it's what we deserve. Only we can choose our destiny, and my destiny is to be brave enough to ask you to give us a sacred manhood that we so very much deserve, thank you.
If you agree with me, be sure to share the message, all us bearded brethren... UNITE!
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Absolutely agree if I had the option for facial hair. would really make everyone stand out more. Imaging the Exo race with like wire hair/beard looking like Cyrax and Sektor out mortal kombat. Even if I could have a big evil ruddy mustache. I would rock that stach like a brigadier on the battlefield.
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You said "bears" a few times but your argument still managed to make sense.
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As a male, I feel really offended. I mean, woman has boobies and the right to become pregnant. What about beards? Really? Do you hate men Destiny?
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I support this message!
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This is discrimination against the facially endowed!
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i support this message as well
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Yes please! I want to look like a barbarian, not some boy.
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Beards should be an item that add + to strength and toughness.
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Edited by The Boss Harmony: 7/29/2014 5:53:46 PMYeah, a Beard instantly boosts your Awsomeness! If you don´t believe me, click the Link to find out why one needs a Beard. Also Bears are kind of walking Beards. Damn, it would be so funny to have Bearded Bears!
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It's pretty obvious they won't be expanded the character creation any further.
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Seeing how Sage Merrill is on their team, you'd think adding beards would be a no-brainer for Bungie...
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I like turtles...
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I have a beard. I want my guardian to have a beard.
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Edited by RoboVonHobo: 7/29/2014 7:32:58 PMAlso, they make a very comfortable place for the ladies to sit.
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Edited by ZOMROX: 7/29/2014 8:51:07 PMYou sir, have my bearded allegiance
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Edited by TheRealNeenja: 7/29/2014 10:41:11 PMI support this post wholeheartedly. While I have no use for a beard in this game for myself, I have a number gay friends who aren't ready to announce their orientation for the entire Tower to know. Providing them with beards would be an excellent way to draw suspicion away from their secret lifestyle. Ideally, the beards would also have an easygoing and friendly air about them, and wouldn't cause people to stare strangely.
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Facial hair really should be in this game.
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Well, I must agree. No male character is truly the manliest of men until he is barging through the enemy lines with long locks flowing from his chin.
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We need beards...
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As I play a human, most of the faces are pretty bland. Adding beards would really diversify and hide the mundaneness that is the human face. And it's kinda funny too see everybody in the game have the most clean shaven face, like facial hair went extinct or something.
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Yes, beard. Also, helmet-free option outside of the tower. I know the character creation is not terribly deep, but I want people to see my character's face.
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My warlock would feel more legendary if he had a sweet Riker beard
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Why have a beard irl but not in destiny :(
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[spoiler]Your mom is a beard[/spoiler]
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Totally agree with beards. If people don't want one, don't put one on your character. But I would like to have the option to have face pubes.
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Beautiful thread. Beards are a necessity.