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7/4/2014 12:09:12 PM
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Quick! Help me I'm going to fall!
I was hiking up a mountain and I took out my phone to take a selfie, but I didn't look where I was stepping and slipped! I'm currently hanging off a ledge above a huge cliff. Someone please help me, my hands are slipping, I should be holding instead of typing this! I'M GOING TO FALL!!!
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1 ReplyJust use the 'Become Ethereal" shout. You'll be fine.
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Do a backflip!
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Edited by MANGO: 7/5/2014 7:17:19 PMBut who's gonna hold my jar of dirt!?
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I'll catch you!
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1 Reply>Has one chance to make it or die >Contact the Flood instead
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1 ReplyDon't worry I think I've got this covered.
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2 Replies
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2 RepliesNow here's my little secret. I... Killed... Mufasa!
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1 ReplyLet go. The ground will catch you.
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5 RepliesQuick! Grab my dick
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1 Reply*performs back flip mctwist nose dive off cliff to death*
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2 RepliesYells 'THIS IS SPARTA!!!!" *kicks OP off rock*
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1 ReplyLet it go[spoiler]Just kidding *helps buddy*[/spoiler]
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Get life alert broseph......
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3 RepliesWow, if that's a selfie, you must have long arms!!!
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4 RepliesAlright, where's the parody threads?
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*Doesn't help*
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Looks like you need Life Alert.
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*Kicks you of the edge* *Starts whistling as I walk away*
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1 ReplyWait, both of your hands are on the ledge, so how did you phone take a picture of you like that?
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2 Replies*throws dick at OP* Here! Catch!
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1 Reply(Steps on hand while laughing maniacally as you fall to your death) :D
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1 ReplyBut I'm a floaty robot! I don't know how to help you!
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8 RepliesBut that's not you... You have girly hair.
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[b] [/b]
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2 Replies*Sings let it go*
