[quote]curved stomped[/quote]curb stomped*

sssshusshhh, it's to early to deal with grammar

I'm still trying to figure out how one curve stomps another. The way I see it is it's a slow curved stomp that tickles and the stomper and stompee both have a good laugh. They become best friends and travel the world spreading peace and happiness with curved stomps. All countries in the Middle East make a cute animation of a curved stomp and put it on their flags to remember when they finally achieved peace. #2014CurvedStompNeverForget. The Elder Scrolls VI comes out and the developers put it in as an attack, the guards of every town say the line "They have curved stomps. Curved. Stomps." and it becomes a meme on the internet which is funny at first but quickly becomes overused and stale like most memes do. But this forum would continue to use it because you're all always behind the times. Then 343 sees this and decides it would be a good idea to put it in Halo 6, but PLOT TWIST Treyarch is also putting it in their game at the same time so there is a huge fanboy argument raging on which shitty developer was putting it in their game before the other. Eventually one of the fanboys loses their minds and shoots up a PS4 convention. The PS gamers strike back, and a world wide gamer war erupts with gamers wearing the logo of either console on their shirts to show who they're aligned with. Thus, humanity found a way to turn yet another completely peaceful thing into a reason to have a huge war over. That's all folks.