It was the worst experience of my life
So don't ask me why I was looking but I saw this hair at my tip so I pull it off
Little did I know, the rest of the hair was lodged 1.5 inches down my penis
Pulling it out felt horrible
I just...I....I can't....
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I've jammed the leg of a pony figure down there a few times. It's not something I'd do every day, but it's nice every now and then as a novelty experience.