I want everybody to play Destiny, I really do. But it is a fact that children are immature and because of this, they often ruin the game for other players. It's not because they are bad people, I'm not saying that. It's because they are emotional, hot-headed, they think they know more than they do. This often causes a lot of conflict with other players who just want to have fun. The irrationality and immaturity of the children will clash with the seasoned gaming veteran.
Now, I'm not saying kids should be banned from Destiny, I want them to enjoy it to. What I'm saying is that bungie takes measures to encourage the parents of children to supervise them and to teach them proper manners in online gaming. How does bungie do this you may ask? The kinect and playstation 4 camera are more than capable of reading faces and matching them up with public databases if the proper software is written for both of them. The cameras scan the children and match them up with a public record. If the child is found to be under the age of 17, an additional monthly fee of $10 will be required to allow them to play. If the fee is not paid, then they cannot play.This requires that the parents invest in the child, so the parents will not want their kids to screw it up, or else they risk being banned. Which would be a waste of money.
Now why 17 you may ask? Well, 17 is the biological age of maturity. It is at this time that the process of puberty begins to end. Hormones are released into your body that allow for more rational thinking. Before this happens, it is literally impossible to be mature. Sure, some kids may act mature, but that's because they've been supervised by their parents. Some may even believe that they are mature, even going so far as to say [quote]I'm 13/14/etc and I don't swear or do any of those things.[/quote] but that's because the way they view reality is skewed.
Sure, some adults may act immature, but this is because they have to deal with immature kids. Science has shown that high pitched noises activate certain instincts in adults. It has to do with protecting the young. When babies cry, adults automatically want to do something to get the baby to stop crying. This is the instinct high pitched noises appeal to. It makes adults irrational and emotional. This is not something that contributes to a friendly gaming environment. So if you encounter a grown person who appears to be acting immature, it's probably because they just encountered a kid.
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Who's longface? Ppl keep talking about him as I don't know who he is
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Edited by CaptMutfruit: 11/6/2014 2:08:45 AMYou all can blow horses. I know this is #satire
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Edited by Iris: 10/9/2014 10:40:04 PMI was only 9 years old, I loved LongFace so much. I had all the threads and hashtags memorized. I'd pray to LongFace every night thanking him for the comment I was given. LongFace is love I'd say, LongFace is life. My dad hears me and calls me a nerd. I call him a noob. He cock slaps me and sends me to my room. I'm crying now, my face hurts. I feel a warmth moving towards me, it's LongFace. He interests me with his title thread. I want to please long face. I spread my ass cheeks for LongFace. He penetrates my butt hole with his long face. My dad walks in. LongFace looks him straight in the eyes. He said "Get ReKt m8" LongFace is love. Long face is life.
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You may jest, but this is an attitude some people actually possess. They've convinced themselves that a child can't beg their parents for 15 dollars a month to spend on a video game. I hate those guys.
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Your so weird lmao everyday you cry about something else and you write a 5 paragraph essay about something no one cares about
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Lol this guy takes so much time to write these when no one gives a shit about it, aside from telling him that no one gives a shit
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I'm 20 now but I was way way more mature then some kids I've come across on this game at 15-16. I don't think u Should let the few who can't control themselves ruin it for those who do. But at the same time I think destinys reporting system should be a little better. I feel like when I report somebody it dosent do anything.
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This is what it was like when I read this... "Sir, sir I have an important message for you!" "Not now Williams, we're drawing up the battle plans to raid the VoG" "But sir it's urgent! You're gonna wanna see it!" "Fine very well, what is it soldier" "Sir we have detected a massive troll in the forums sir! It's unlike anything we've ever dealt with before!" "My god! No one can save us now!"
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I am always mistaken for younger than I am. What about that?
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this is just plain dumb what is even the point of those dumb troll posts But i think you are diffrent think your actually believe your own dumb rattle and your not trolling Just sad i believe they can help you there are special institutes for the mental ill people like yourself You really should visit you sound like you need a checkup badly you sir are mentally ill
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Nobody reads hashtags
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This guy is awesome. Is it me, or do half the people on this forum not understand what #satire means? lol.
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Wow this is...so incredibly stupid...just...this is why we can't have nice things...
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Oh shut the -blam!- up. If you dont wanna play or listen to kids under the age of 17 mute or block them easy. Making them pay £10 to play haha wow
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Shit.
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but im twee
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Ahh, this thread. Good times
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Long face has like 50 threads.....
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I sure doged a bullet there, I'm not under 17 anymore
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I'm over 17, and I still think you're a -blam!-ing idiot.
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All of your posts are bad. Please... just stop. The game is rated T, that means there is no legal restrictions on it. Also adults can be just as, if not more, immature than children.
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These just get worse.
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Big Bungie is watching you troll!
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Do you even play Destiny? Or do you just complain about crap on the forums