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Toy Story> Shrek
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Shrek is love. Toy Story is drek. [spoiler](~ ̄▽ ̄)~[/spoiler]
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Edited by LecomingBegend: 6/11/2014 10:51:38 AMI've never seen all of Shrek.
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How dare you disgrace our ogrelord!
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He doesn't deserve my respect though. He's not even as mighty as the green dinosaur.
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Don't hurt me.
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>smell of onions and swamp fills the air >Shrek bursts into b.net >"WOT DID YEH SEY, LADDEH?" >grabs LecomingBegend and tears off his trousers >Shrek thrusts his mighty eshrekshun into LecomingBegend's hole >LecomingBegend screams out in pain, but his screams slowly turn into moans >he suddenly realizes he can't feel his body below his waist >looks down and sees he is missing lower half of body >looks over at Shrek, who is furiously sodomizing the lower half of LecomingBegend's body >Shrek lets out a deep moan, and the lower half of LecomingBegend's body explodes around Shrek's eshrekshun >LecomingBegend is covered in Shrek's seed >his skin burns, but he doesn't care >he wants to please Shrek >"its all ogre now, laddeh", Shrek says as he pats LecomingBegend on the head >Shrek is love >Shrek is life
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Shrek is love. Shrek is life.