When I was about 5, I had this dream where I got out of my bed, opened my door and I see this scary clown. I fainted.
Here comes the weird part....
I woke up the next day on the floor, where I fainted in the dream and the door was open....
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English
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It was me.......I still watch you this very day
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.-. kinder why
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I am your angel that was sent to keep guard over your precious penis
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[i] [/i]
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You ever wake up with a boner? That was me stroking it
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umm [spoiler]umm[/spoiler]
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That's the sound you make in your sleep!
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-_- kinder pls
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gib meh picture of you den :3
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This is getting weird. <,<
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I know, I'm scared.
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Pretty sure I can be worse hehe
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Probably. Doesn't mean this isn't weird though. >,>
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Tis my goal to weird out people ^-^
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Clearly -_-
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Oh lighten up!