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Edited by El Tocadiscos PR:
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Your ultimate quote
Imagine yourself in a epic battle with a powerful boss in destiny, that boss gives you a speech on why he/she is going to win. Before your epic duel, what will you say to him to make him mad?
Example:
Boss: [i]"Im the ruler of my planet, and nothing will stop my homeworld from ruling your precious planet, guardian"[/i]
Me: [i]"Im not going to let your world dictate ours" [/i]
*Epic battle music hits*
Whats yours?
[b]EDIT:[/b][i]Nice seeing this thread alive again, keep up the good work guardians.[/i]
Edit: ugh my old threads
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It's Showtime
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Boss:haha another weak little gaurdian wishing to die. Dinklebot:you sure about this Me: :) stupid alien you will never kill me and you will never rule my planet for my father and his father before him. FOR EARTH![spoiler]that was epic right[/spoiler]
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Have you read the Bible? There's this passage I've got memorized, Ezekiel 25 verse 17: "[i]The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you!"[/i]
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After my warlock buddy punched a wizard in the groin, killing him. Warlock: "I just punched him right in his Wizard pen*s" Titan(Me): "You mean right in his... Magic Johnson?" Me and the people in my party laughed so hard we were crying. Note: The youngest person in the party was 25.
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[quote]Boss: "[i]Prepare to die as there is no way for you to defeat us.[/i]" I turn around and look at the devastation behind me. Me: "[i]So you are blind, this will be easy.[/i]"[/quote] [quote]Ghost: "[i]Think you can kill a god?[/i]" Me: "[i]After all we have been through, you really think I can't?[/i]"[/quote] [quote]Boss: "[i]Prepare to die little guardian.[/i]" Me: "[i]3[/i]" Boss: "[i]For we shall grind your bones.[/i]" Me: "[i]2[/i]" Boss: "[i]And crush your spirit.[/i]" Me: "[i]1[/i]" Boss: "[i]For we are.[/i]" Explosions detonate killing everything around me while I sit inside my Ward of Dawn. Me: "[i]I was never one for speeches.[/i]"[/quote]
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"You have genital warts"
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Edited by too real for tv: 6/5/2014 3:16:01 AM"Don't make me go pop that trunk." You know, because that's where the guns are.
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Ravioli Ravioli Give Me The Formuoli.
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3 Replies[quote]Imagine yourself in a epic battle with a powerful boss in destiny, that boss gives you a speech on why he/she is going to win. Before your epic duel, what will you say to him to make him mad? Example: Boss: [i]"Im the ruler of my planet, and nothing will stop my homeworld from ruling your precious planet, guardian"[/i] Me: [i]"Im not going to let your world dictate ours" [/i] *Epic battle music hits* Whats yours?[/quote] Peace is a lie. There is only passion. Through passion I gain strength. Through strength I gain victory. Through victory my chains are broken.
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"Rolls eyes back, begins flailing arms wildly, turns knees inward and expels bowels" Then I would heroically scream, in my deepest big boy voice "There is no God like my God..." "Straightens up legs, stops flailing, looks boss right in the eye/eyes" "Because my God is You!"
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I am the punishment of God...If you had not committed great sins, God would not have sent a punishment like me upon you. -ghengis khan
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I am glad none of you are writing the script for Destiny!
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Boss: rawwwwwwwer (or whatever else, doesn't really matter) Me: "Please keep talking, my Fusion Rifle is charging up..." 😏
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YOU BETTER -blam!-ING NOT!
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Dinklebot: "Think you can kill a god?" Me: "Sure, I can kill three of the same bosses. NBD..."
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"It's just been revoked..."
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Bruh cen yu evn?
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Boss: "Run little girl, run!" Me: "F**k her right in the pussy!" Boom headshot. Roll credits.
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Enemy: (Some threatening taunt) Me: Can you not?
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How do ya like me now b**th?
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"As a man sow, shall he reap. and I know that talk is cheap. But the heat of the battle is as sweet as the victory." - Bob Marley
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5 RepliesSo uncivilized. Puts the gun aside and puts a knife in his throat
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I will die before you rule this place!
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4 Replies*puts Mr. Torgue on speaker phone*
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7 RepliesBoss: Welcome to your deathbed. As a a welcoming present, we've prepared an army of defeat to cater to your humiliation. A few measly humans, the weakest animal in the universe, have no hope of defeating me and my legions! Me: Humans? Weak? We were born without wings, but we flew. Given no claws, we used the blade. We climbed the tallest mountain, built a wall across half a nation, and joined two oceans. It was us, with our so called weakness, who united a solar system. Humanity has become the Sparta of old, living and breathing adversity since the time of our birth. Boss: Hah! Your history means nothing to the present. My race came from so far away, your puny mind couldn't comprehend it. It's as impossible as you defeating me. Me: You don't get it, do you. We do the impossible.
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