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Edited by Kalameet:
5/5/2014 7:54:02 PM
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Master Chief vs Jesus
Master Chief gets every weapon, vehicle, and item available in the entire Halo universe.
Jesus is Jesus Christ.
The fight is on a wide open field in Montana.
Who wins?
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3 Replies[b][i]Jesus walks across water. Master Chief instantly drowns in puddles. I think we all know which way this is going.[/i][/b]
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Meatspin wins.
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Depends on who is preaching.
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1 ReplySo an augmented super soldier at physical peak with power armour, against a regular middle eastern guy?
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Let us test this over 500 times in our combat simulator designed by Slytherin studio! MASTER CHIEF M-m-muh training is harder than ODST training! VERSUS JESUS Died for our sins, now he's going to kill for our sins WHO! IS! DEADLIEST! >Jesus vs Master Chief >Master Chief tactical's around >Run into Jesus >Chief fires at Jesus >Jesus is kill >ohwait he resurrects >Master Chief acts confused >"uhh thats a kill shot...because like I have the labcoat on and shit and i'm smart dude, I went to community college to study how to be a nurse.." >Chief starts shooting at Jesus again >Jesus turns weapons into holy grenades >Explodes >Strips Chiefs shields >Chief and Jesus start to circle around because lol deadliest warrior final showdown melee fight >Chief charges Jesus >Stabs Jesus with his Energy Sword >As Jesus lays down mortal wounded the Chief starts to go super moto >DEBULDERGS! OOORAH! REMEMBER REACH! SPARTANS NEVER DIE, ONLY GO MISSING IN ACTION! I WISH I WAS WEARING RECON ARMOR AND KILLED A DRAGON WITH MY SWORD! >Jesus simply gets up and crucifixes Chief >Chief dead WINNER! JESUS Jesus expert: -Rips out one of the Spike! intern's hearts on an altar- Master Chief expert; "WHAT A LOAD OF BULLSHIT! CALL OF DUTY KNOWS WHATS UP! -blam!-ING -blam!- THIS SHOW SUCKS! I FOUGHT FOR YOUR FREEDOM TO MAKE THIS TV SHOW!" Labcoat-community-college-guy: "It was a really close fight...maybe if Chief had more kill shots..." NEXT WEEK ON DEADLIEST WARRIORS! EDGY EDITION! ADAM LANZA VERSUS ANDERS BREIVIK IN A SHOWDOWN THAT'S LIKELY TO PISS OFF THE LIBERALS!
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Master Chiefsus.
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Well since Jesus is dead and cheif has yet to be born, I say chief wins.
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2 RepliesJesus is still a person. And was killed before and will be again
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Batman with prep.
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What are you talking about? Jesus is all power.
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Jesus would rek Master Chief.
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Jesus would tell a parable the makes the chief question his motives. Chief converts and becomes pope... Master Pope.
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This is retarded, but full of juicy comments.
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Jesus-117
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Edited by Banned Carpet: 5/5/2014 8:31:49 PMMaster chief has scarab gun. Jesus has Jesus powers [spoiler]God, without prep time.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesMarty and Morgan Freeman, both no prep
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Chief can't fight himself.
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Jesus could stop Chief from even being born...
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2 RepliesJesus has the power of God, I'm sure he can handle Chief.
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[quote]Master Chief has plot amour, Jesus is supposed to die.[/quote]
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1 ReplyA fight wouldn't happen.
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4 RepliesJesus uses resurrect Chief uses re spawn at last checkpoint Epic stale mate
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Though it would start in a random open field in Montana, we forget that the wind, rain, and waves have been commanded by Jesus. *Suddenly, the arena shifts as a monsoon comes down on the two combatants.* Cut to Jesus, walking upon the water, looking at an enraged Master Chief up to his neck in water: It's over Master Chief, I have the high… water?
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*Jesus turns Chief into fish* *slaps fish-chief with Bible*
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17 RepliesNeither. They meet at the field, and after an intense moment of staring and strategic planning , they both conclude the most liable option is to fist bump. They go out for pizza and beer, joined by Clint Eastwood and Jack White.
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1 Replyhey zeus
