God dammit Ian

;)

If I didn't like you I swear

Totally serious question, but what's it like being Jewish? Is there any secrets you can spill or rumors you can totally disprove/explain why?

Being Jewish can be -blam!-ing aggravating. People always assume we're all crazy ass Orthodox Jews who follow every tiny bit of the Torah when most of us don't. Many Jews either follow parts of being kosher or don't eat kosher at all or only on Pasach (passover). Also if we don't do absolutely everything we are terrible people even though there are [i]TONS[/i] of other people who do the [i]exact same thing[/i] and nobody gives them shit. Most Jews don't know Hebrew for shit unless they are ultra orthodox or live in Israel. We're not all greedy assholes and can be quite generous. People piss us off around the holidays because they are always preaching "Don't say Merry Christmas because it's mean to the Jews", when honestly most of us could really give a shit! Also people always make jokes on Easter "What did you do on Easter?" I DON'T KNOW WHATEVER THE HELL I NORMALLY DO ON SUNDAY!!! I'm sorry I've been ranting, I'll shut up now

I was just asking because my brother lives in Manhattan, and when he came down to visit he started talking very anti-Semitic. He told me NYC is built around a Jewish lifestyle and living there for over three years just made him really racist towards Jewish people.

What happened between us? You and I used to talk about Naruto all the time. Now you won't even look in my direction.