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Edited by A 3 Legged Goat:
9/9/2013 12:10:45 AM
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Create a crazy name for a Destiny weapon!
Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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2 Replies[b]SharkProx:[/b] - A proximity mine that, when detonated, spawns a tornado with sharks in it. When fully levelled, this weapon will spawn sharks with [b][i]FRICKIN' LASERS[/i][/b]. [b]3rd Worst:[/b] - A grenade that causes any Cabal within its blast radius to recite poetry, this in turn will destroy any nearby units outright or will cause them to inflict severe bodily harm to themselves as they flee the immediate vicinity. [b]Potato Gun:[/b] - A weapon mod that changes the ammo counter of any weapon to "Potato". [b]Comedy of Errors:[/b] - An exotic sniper rifle that, when it hits a target, causes them to take on the appearance of the shooter. [b]PMSMG:[/b] - An exotic autorifle that, upon a successful hit, causes bloating, cramps, irritability, superficial wounds that heal after 5 days and has a 50/50 chance of causing the target to viciously attack its allies then burst into tears.
