Have you noticed that Bungie is doing something unusual with Destiny's weapons? Instead of generic military designations for pistols and rifles, they're branding them with charming and witty names similar to the [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_spacecraft_in_the_Culture_series#Consider_Phlebas]Culture series by Iain M. Banks.[/url]* . Three such weapons are [i]The Fate of All Fools[/i], the [i]Pocket Infinity[/i] and the [i]Super Good Advice[/i].
Why don't we help them out? If you think you can come up with something more ridiculous, post it below!
*link provided by [url=http://www.bungie.net/en-us/Forum/Post?id=60132059&path=1]Stephen Laughlin[/url]
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Demon Blade - a blade found only in the hands of the lost souls of space. The sword is shaped to the hand. A flawless fit and firm mold at grip. However, on it's upside, sharpness is the last thing you notice as the dark space magic, were its magic originates from, swirls and wraps itself in and out of the dark and sinister blade. The words ingraved on the blade show of a language saught to be of an ancient world. The tongue ingraved is tongues of the demons. This blade carries great power. Stealing the life from enemies, their very souls, but there is a catch. Once you use the blade it is bound to you. You may not let it go as the demons of space have harvested and collected your soul. You will become a Dark Guardian of the Traveler. You are soulless, but powerful and inhuman in mind. Although if you're a soulless machine the darkness of this blade corrupts you regardless. It's power has endless amount of possible way to express itself. For the story of this blade you must wait as I will make a related post when I'm up for it. I actually have a full story in mind of what it is and where it came from. I'm drunk and typed this, so hope it's readable. I had autocorrect.