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12/29/2013 5:07:31 AM
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A guard knocked over my sweet roll, should I pay for another?
I was enjoying a rather nice sweet roll, when a rude guard came by and knocked it over. The guard said he was going to arrest me for perversion of justice, but he's currently pissing up the Bannered Mare's wall. It was a very nice sweet roll; what should my course of action be?
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12 RepliesEdited by Vien 'Quitonm: 12/29/2013 11:22:16 AMRead the bottom right of my loading screen. Quote from uncle Sheogorath.
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You tell that ubiquitous fool that you're the Thane of Whiterun and that his behavior is "shameful, that's what it is." But don't take it personally. Besides, you're not missing much; it's impossible to get good sweetrolls in that Skeever-hole of a city.
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2 RepliesTell Nazeem. He knows all about the Cloud District
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Edited by Infiltrat0rN7: 12/29/2013 1:44:33 PM>Be Dragonborn >Be eattin a sweet roll >Guards eyes light up and starts shaking >wtf.jpg >whatever i have a bitch ass sweet roll >Guard grabs my arm >"W-wait, I know you! " >His spaghetti is falling out >Want to do a dragon yell on him but i feel bad for this beta -blam!- >Tell him i'm friends with the Jarl >His spaghetti has reached the 3rd dimension >He pisses himself and runs
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1 ReplyRemember when parodies were somewhat entertaining? Neither do I...
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Great thing I found this wabbajack. Gonna turn him into a sweet roll for vengence
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Coffee is one thing, but a sweet roll? Really?
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1 ReplyThis feels...familiar.
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He did it to get your attention the guard wants^
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#support
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2 Replies>Be Whiterun guard >Normal ass day >Suddenly a stranger walks into the town >Hmmm there's something about this guy >Finally muster up the courage to say something >W-wait, I know you! >Grab him by the arm and pull him to the side >Turns out he stole a carrot here in town about 5 months ago >The owner was very gracious to finally get it back
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Tell him dat or ballin ballin jarl ballin
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Start a civil war over it.
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10 RepliesLet me guess...
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I wanna lick you up and down till you say stop.
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3 RepliesEdited by Arashi Calunata: 12/29/2013 6:23:51 AMKill him secretly. Take his clothes. And live his life for a month. [i]Visit his family wearing his face.[/i]
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1 ReplyPreform the Black Sacrament.
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Enjoy your 2 year ban
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Balgruf won't stand for this.
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Kill the guard in question.
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1 ReplyKill her.
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Good parody thread is good
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I would laugh except it just isn't funny.
